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I'm putting this on this thread cos I find it funny, plus it sorta follows on from the last one...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39945535/a-texas-man-is-suing-his-date-for-texting-in-a-cinema-while-watching-a-film
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39945535/a-texas-man-is-suing-his-date-for-texting-in-a-cinema-while-watching-a-film
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Give it to Judge Ruth...she'll throw him out on his ear! 
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Got stung in the Willie once! told the doctor to take out the sting but leave the swelling
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You come out with some cock and bull stories. Yorkshire man got stung in the pocket once, never happened again.
Yorkshire man got stung in the pocket once, never happened again.
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More bull than cock Kev ,unfortunately
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Damn good fence
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It was a good year 
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Auld git...
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Campbell Brodie wrote:
It's teabreak at work, bunch of us round the canteen table are discuss DIY cock ups we've had, one lad, Dave, is saying nothing but by the look on his face there's a story in there somewhere so we prise it out of him,,, he's fitting a kitchen, his wife who he wasn't getting on with at the time is helping when he needs a hand to lift/hold something, he's fitting a worktop, wife's holding one end he's at the other his attention on lining up his end of worktop with one already fitted, wife starts calling out "Dave" "Dave", he tells her to shut up and continues to line up worktop, but she, "Dave" "Dave", he goes "what's wrong", she say it's to short, he looks round and the worktops mile to short for the gap,,, so what went wrong ? He's measured the gap, it's 98 inches, he gets tape measure and marks out 98 inches on the worktop and cuts it, problem was he was looking at tape upside down and had marked worktop off at 86 inches,,, Oops...
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Minty when he was 2...
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Nah, not me, never smoked in my life...
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This was your pre-memory stage...
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