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    Post by Topdog Thu 26 Jan 2017 - 10:39

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 28 Jan 2017 - 17:46

    Saw consultant guy last week but I was late. The doctors surgery - Page 6 755705644 Alcohol abuse so I couldnt do the hearing test first so straight into see doc. I told him it seems to be working so he takes a look. Not happy with this he says we will have to take out the stent or whatever it is. Dont be brave tell me if its hurting too much........ Took him 3 goes at trying to tug it out and did it hurt? You bet, but I was a brave soldier.  The doctors surgery - Page 6 3025408739 So thats that, back to square one. Make an appointment for 2 weeks time on your way out.  The doctors surgery - Page 6 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog Sat 28 Jan 2017 - 18:17

    Eh
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 28 Jan 2017 - 18:48

    Yeah, back to normal now. Patsy had a day off work Friday, jaw ache. The doctors surgery - Page 6 3025408739 Apparently it a virus thats going round. She is still on soup.
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    Post by Adam Mint Sat 28 Jan 2017 - 20:39

    Is that true about the jaw ache,,, cos it's one of my symptoms, docs told me if its still there after I finish the antibiotics to go see a dentist...
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sun 29 Jan 2017 - 0:56

    Patsy said others in her office had it. She is getting better. Made minced pork pie with soft pastry top tonight with mash and beans. She managed that. She likes a bit of pork, though sadly I think the blow jobs will be sidelined for a bit. The doctors surgery - Page 6 3025408739
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Fri 10 Feb 2017 - 0:29

    Went back to the hospital today for the ear saga. He says best I dont have another grommet in seeing as the last one was causing issues would you like to try a hearing aid. OK I said, thinking it would be an invisible one. Apparently not. NHS innit. The doctors surgery - Page 6 1498946960 Anyway I will give it a go, back in two weeks for a fitting. Think I will postpone the quarterly haircut.  The doctors surgery - Page 6 3025408739
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    Post by Adam Mint Fri 10 Feb 2017 - 1:14

    My dad got a NHS hearing aid, made no difference to his hearing,,, possibly because it lay on the mantelpiece all the time...
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    Post by Topdog Fri 10 Feb 2017 - 7:52

    When you see someone wearing one whisper at them so they think it needs turning up then shout
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    Post by 3rdforum Fri 10 Feb 2017 - 19:16

    Was at the physio this evening. I thought it would be relaxing. feck me, the pain!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Post by 3rdforum Fri 10 Feb 2017 - 19:23

    Eileen's sister went to opticians yesterday. She had a fungal growth in her sinuses and the medical team made a balls of it, trying to flush it out ( damaged her sinuses). She went to opticians complaining of double vision and headache. Optician wasn't happy with whatever was behind the eye, so she was told to go immediately to the Royal Infirmary in belfast. She had a CT scan a couple of hours ago, where they found something behind the eye. She was told and i quote " It might be the fungus or it might be something else!" The doctors surgery - Page 6 3561243520 FFS, I could have said that to her before she went in at all
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 10 Feb 2017 - 19:29

    I jacked in the hospital taking care of my eyes,i told my doctor and he didnt seem bothered, just make sure he got a report once a year from Optegra where i had my yoks tuned in, feck em,
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 20 Feb 2017 - 19:19

    Went to see diabetic nurse today at the surgery. 6 month check up. She said I am that good I dont need to take the pills anymore if I like. Blood sugar is normal along with blood pressure and everything else. The doctors surgery - Page 6 3318427985 Gonna live forever!  The doctors surgery - Page 6 3275847336 I have decided to carry on taking the pills anyway, mainly cos they are free so why not? I celebrated with 2 chocolate bars. The doctors surgery - Page 6 294053457
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Mon 20 Feb 2017 - 20:46

    I like Galaxy caramel bars...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Mon 20 Feb 2017 - 20:46

    ...out the fridge...
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 26 Feb 2017 - 8:01

    Brian Denson turned up this morning face full of stiches The doctors surgery - Page 6 1498946960 no doubt he tried to tackle another fox
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    Post by Adam Mint Sun 26 Feb 2017 - 11:52

    What, another catastrophe...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 26 Feb 2017 - 11:59

    I saw what you did there...
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 26 Feb 2017 - 12:05

    He cant help it, Brian i mean The doctors surgery - Page 6 2163638311
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 26 Feb 2017 - 12:09

    If it's stitches, I would be inclined to think a fight with another cat. Claw cuts etc. A fox would leave larger wounds. "Life On Earth" by C. Brodie... The doctors surgery - Page 6 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 26 Feb 2017 - 12:44

    Him and Claud are not close The doctors surgery - Page 6 878948377
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 26 Feb 2017 - 18:45

    Brian just swung by, I bunged him half a pouch of whiskas, he seemed pleased because they dont normally get owt on an evening, but i told him it was Sunday The doctors surgery - Page 6 3275847336 then off he went looking for trouble the way he was walking  The doctors surgery - Page 6 2419626307
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 26 Feb 2017 - 18:49

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    Post by zdeekie Sun 26 Feb 2017 - 21:09

    He's certainly not a quitter that Brian  Denson x   animal
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 2 Mar 2017 - 19:08

    Went to Kings Lynn hospital this morning to collect my new hearing aid. I can hear things from miles away now. Like peoples shoes squeaking on the corridor in the hospital. Then I walk to the staff car park, I dont do paying, I can hear some bird walking on the gravel 100 yards away like I'm next to her. Then I start driving, very strange. I have to turn the radio UP because the cars making too much noise. About a mile down the road I pulled it out of my ear, thats better. The doctors surgery - Page 6 3025408739 Its now sitting in my desk draw.  The doctors surgery - Page 6 1483819851
    Got home and first job I did was remove a small boat roof, it slipped and as I grabbed it I twisted my arm, cant move it now without fair bit of pain. Think I have ripped something in my elbow. Jeez. Moral of the story is dont waste the resources of the NHS, it will bite you back. The doctors surgery - Page 6 1498946960

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