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    The doctors surgery

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 11 Oct 2017 - 10:39

    Went in all hyped up and ready for arse invasion...they gave me 3 large horse pills which are supposed to kill the natural bugs in your ass so you don't get infection when biopsies are taken. Called me in to doc's office after half hour and said they couldn't go ahead as I am resistant to the anti-biotics. He has to talk to his consultant mates now to see whether to go in between the rectum and testicles or not do it at all...guess which option I'm rooting for? The doctors surgery - Page 17 3025408739 Anyway. he also said they needed the results of the MRI scan as well before the procedure which I am going for in an hour... The doctors surgery - Page 17 3275847336 The doctors surgery - Page 17 3561243520 You can't make this stuff up. The doctors surgery - Page 17 1498946960
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 11 Oct 2017 - 10:48

    Trouble is they get paid whatever The doctors surgery - Page 17 1498946960
    If they were self employed on pay by results job would go a lot smoother and quicker
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 11 Oct 2017 - 10:56

    2 different hospitas as well. Queen Margaret in Dunfermline for the MRI and Queen Victoria in Kirkcaldy for the biopsies...don't they communicate with each other. Nurse in Victoria says "you need to do a flow test". I said " I did that last week at Queen Margaret". "Oh, I can get those records then." Don't these things update and collate together? The doctors surgery - Page 17 3561243520
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 11 Oct 2017 - 11:23

    No,, they tried to with the super massive computer but it never got off the ground,
    wasted millions on it but deemed unsafe to hacking,
    I have the same problem with my diabetic nurse and my GP, arse never knows what elbow is doing
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 11 Oct 2017 - 11:27

    The nurse asked about my flow so i whipped it out and pissed all over her desk while saying -
    "Hows that for a fire hose" The doctors surgery - Page 17 1483819851 as i was being escorted out of the building i shouted i have been thrown out of better places than this Angry2
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 11 Oct 2017 - 14:25

    Campbell Brodie wrote:2 different hospitas as well. Queen Margaret in Dunfermline for the MRI and Queen Victoria in Kirkcaldy for the biopsies...don't they communicate with each other. Nurse in Victoria says "you need to do a flow test". I said " I did that last week at Queen Margaret". "Oh, I can get those records then." Don't these things update and collate together? The doctors surgery - Page 17 3561243520

    Mcqueen wrote:No,, they tried to with the super massive computer but it never got off the ground,
    wasted millions on it but deemed unsafe to hacking,
    I have the same problem with my diabetic nurse and my GP, arse never knows what elbow is doing

    And it can screw up in a ten minute window, at hospital to see consultant about issues with both knees, I'm called in to one of the rooms, it's not the consultant but one of his assistants doing an assessment of my issues, I explain very clearly the issues with both my knees which differ greatly from one to the other and the cause for the issues, the assistant twists and bends my knees and takes notes while I'm explaining issues,,, assistant disappears, I'm told to wait in room, ten minutes later consultant appears with a typed up report on my condition from assistant, he starts to read through report, I have to keep stopping him and saying things like, sharp pain is in my right knee not left, or, left knee was a twisting injury not compression that was right one,,, report was all wrong, consultant was scribbling through it making amendments, you could see he was less than pleased...

    Then the one I've posted before, sinus operation, I've seen consultant umpteen times pre operation, after operation surgeon comes to me and asks if I've had any previous sinus operations, I say yip three, he asks did you have your sinus cartilage removed at any, I say yip at last one,,, "Oh, that's what we intended removing today"...

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    Post by 3rdforum Wed 11 Oct 2017 - 20:40

    Mcqueen wrote:Trouble is they get paid whatever The doctors surgery - Page 17 1498946960
    If they were self employed on pay by results job would go a lot smoother and quicker
    Bet Cam wishes it goes smooth and quick
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    Post by 3rdforum Thu 12 Oct 2017 - 14:23

    shiela died 7.05am
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    Post by Adam Mint Thu 12 Oct 2017 - 15:00

    Very sory to hear, thoughts with you and family...
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 12 Oct 2017 - 15:34

    Sorry D, probably better out of it The doctors surgery - Page 17 3913804730
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    Post by searcher Thu 12 Oct 2017 - 15:55

    Sorry to hear D ,not been your best year!
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 12 Oct 2017 - 17:35

    Condolences Dermo, tell Eileen we're thinking of her...
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    Post by Gypsy Thu 12 Oct 2017 - 19:22

    Thoughts are with you all
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    Post by zdeekie Fri 13 Oct 2017 - 7:19

    So very sorry to here your sad news Dermot thinking of you & the family x
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    Post by Topdog Fri 13 Oct 2017 - 8:47

    Thoughts are with you all buddy xxx
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    Post by innit Fri 13 Oct 2017 - 16:54

    Sorry to hear the news.
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    Post by Mermaid Fri 13 Oct 2017 - 17:24

    thinking of you all Dermo.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 24 Oct 2017 - 16:44

    I've done me back in... The doctors surgery - Page 17 3913804730 (Before you ask, I'm still at work...bassas!) The doctors surgery - Page 17 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 24 Oct 2017 - 17:03

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 24 Oct 2017 - 17:04

    No! Done it last night. Just got up from the couch and it went. I'm walking like Quasi-feckin-modo... The doctors surgery - Page 17 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 24 Oct 2017 - 17:06

    Exercise best thing for a bad back
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    Post by Topdog Tue 24 Oct 2017 - 17:47

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 24 Oct 2017 - 18:10

    I'll give that a bye thanks very much... The doctors surgery - Page 17 3025408739
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    Post by 3rdforum Tue 31 Oct 2017 - 9:46

    No need to be sorry. My dad has defied the odds all his life. Pure stubbornness lol. But I hope that isn't the case now. My dad more than earned his death. It's long overdue


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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 31 Oct 2017 - 10:36

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