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The doctors surgery
Campbell Brodie-
- Posts : 59106
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 69
Location : Scotland
- Post n°326
Re: The doctors surgery
I've been bitten by them 2 or 3 times whilst holidaying in the highlands. They don't just bite and bugger off, they stay on you to get their fill of blood before they drop off themselves which can be a few hours or so. WE used to get tweezers to get them off but you had to make sure you didn't leave the head in the skin! Midgies and Ticks
Mermaid-
- Posts : 10439
Join date : 2011-08-14
Location : Scotland
- Post n°327
Re: The doctors surgery
that sounds bad
Mcqueen-
- Posts : 30546
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 70
Location : England
- Post n°328
Re: The doctors surgery
Dogs and Rats round here, We just carry on as normal
You lot wouldnt last 2 minutes in Leeds
You lot wouldnt last 2 minutes in Leeds
Perfectspecimen-
- Posts : 14451
Join date : 2011-08-15
Age : 70
Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur
- Post n°329
Re: The doctors surgery
Patsy fell over last night on her way out from work, twisted her ankle and grazed her knee so shes had a day off. They rang this afternoon to see if shes ok/not on holiday swinging it. Thats the trouble with Inland Revenue, they just assume everyones lying.
3rdforum-
- Posts : 22953
Join date : 2011-08-30
Age : 54
Location : Ireland
- Post n°330
Re: The doctors surgery
my leg
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Mermaid-
- Posts : 10439
Join date : 2011-08-14
Location : Scotland
- Post n°331
Re: The doctors surgery
that looks awful.I would see a dr if it does not get better3rdforum wrote:my leg
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Mcqueen-
- Posts : 30546
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 70
Location : England
- Post n°332
Re: The doctors surgery
Looks like gangreen setting in, Are you insured to be an amputee
You will need an automatic van too
You will need an automatic van too
3rdforum-
- Posts : 22953
Join date : 2011-08-30
Age : 54
Location : Ireland
- Post n°333
Re: The doctors surgery
Dont tell me, you happen to have one in stock!
Mcqueen-
- Posts : 30546
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 70
Location : England
- Post n°334
Re: The doctors surgery
Might have
searcher-
- Posts : 7625
Join date : 2012-09-18
Age : 80
Location : edinburgh
- Post n°335
Re: The doctors surgery
Good name for a film "My right leg"
WeeBoabfaeGovan-
- Posts : 34
Join date : 2014-09-25
Age : 83
- Post n°336
Re: The doctors surgery
I like the doctors surgery as I feel I can identify with it for some reason could be an age thing or whatever is going to go wrong next.
Campbell Brodie-
- Posts : 59106
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 69
Location : Scotland
- Post n°337
Re: The doctors surgery
I hate it, 'cos I'm always not well when I'm there. (Pavlov's dogs innit)
WeeBoabfaeGovan-
- Posts : 34
Join date : 2014-09-25
Age : 83
- Post n°338
Re: The doctors surgery
I like the latest news on alcoholism you can now go to the doc for a pill you can take to stop your craving for alcohol the pill I believe costs about 2 quid certainly cheaper than a pint of cider or a bottle of red.
WeeBoabfaeGovan-
- Posts : 34
Join date : 2014-09-25
Age : 83
- Post n°339
Re: The doctors surgery
seemingly this pill you get from the doc affects the part of the brain that craves alcohol therefore stopping your craving for drink.
WeeBoabfaeGovan-
- Posts : 34
Join date : 2014-09-25
Age : 83
- Post n°340
Re: The doctors surgery
if that is the case regarding the pill stopping the craving when you need a drink then I will be swallowing them all day.
Mcqueen-
- Posts : 30546
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 70
Location : England
- Post n°341
Re: The doctors surgery
Few on here could do with it
WeeBoabfaeGovan-
- Posts : 34
Join date : 2014-09-25
Age : 83
- Post n°342
Re: The doctors surgery
that photo of third forums leg looks like he has been bitten by a jumping spider or some large beastie.
3rdforum-
- Posts : 22953
Join date : 2011-08-30
Age : 54
Location : Ireland
- Post n°343
Re: The doctors surgery
Twas a big black thing. I was trying to swat it away immediately ( without even looking) cos the pain was severe. Didn't get a decent look at it. What the photo doesn't show is that my leg , from the knee down, is also pink and warm. The actual bite site was hot ( not quite as bad today though)
WeeBoabfaeGovan-
- Posts : 34
Join date : 2014-09-25
Age : 83
- Post n°344
Re: The doctors surgery
seemingly if a jumping spider bites you it can cause a stiffness in the bite area for a few days.
Adam Mint-
- Posts : 23101
Join date : 2011-10-07
Age : 59
- Post n°345
Re: The doctors surgery
WeeBoabfaeGovan wrote:I like the latest news on alcoholism you can now go to the doc for a pill you can take to stop your craving for alcohol the pill I believe costs about 2 quid certainly cheaper than a pint of cider or a bottle of red.
WeeBoabfaeGovan wrote:seemingly this pill you get from the doc affects the part of the brain that craves alcohol therefore stopping your craving for drink.
WeeBoabfaeGovan wrote:if that is the case regarding the pill stopping the craving when you need a drink then I will be swallowing them all day.
.Mcqueen wrote:Few on here could do with it
mmmm, so it's a choice, alkie or junkies...
Simples innit...
Perfectspecimen-
- Posts : 14451
Join date : 2011-08-15
Age : 70
Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur
- Post n°346
Re: The doctors surgery
Must be the same pills I'm taking to quit smoking, brain numbing. They dont work too good, and last night I got pissed.
Topdog-
- Posts : 21262
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 65
Location : England
- Post n°347
Re: The doctors surgery
Why is it you go to the Doctors and they say, are you well...........or not seen you for a long time, mind you most of you lot wouldnt get that, like a fecking hall of residence at your surgerys
Mermaid-
- Posts : 10439
Join date : 2011-08-14
Location : Scotland
- Post n°348
Re: The doctors surgery
My Dr says. Hello ,not seen you for a while.
Mcqueen-
- Posts : 30546
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 70
Location : England
- Post n°349
Re: The doctors surgery
My Doctor cant speak English
Campbell Brodie-
- Posts : 59106
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 69
Location : Scotland
- Post n°350
Re: The doctors surgery
Mine says "How are you?". I'm feckin' fantastic, I'm just paying a social visit! How's the wife?