The doctors surgery

Over paid Kents

Winging it most of them, spend a lot of time gazing at a computer screen wondering what they should prescribe. Mine is a Welshman, I try not to walk in looking sheepish........

  Mine was a pervert always had a new younger girlfriend, knew my mum well as they worked together(dont think she was one of his) last time I saw him he was 70 still fit as a fiddle and did bloody speedboat racing, had a new bit of skirt about 34

If thats a pervert count me in, droopy tits and a sagging neck dont do it for me. Pfft.

I blame you lot - there is always something wrong with one of you and now I find it is catching.  

Returned from hols feeling awful, very dizzy, feet swollen (thought that was the flights coupled with coach journeys - wrong).  Went to the docs to find my blood pressure was 190/110 - having to go back each day for a week to have it measured and had a blood test yesterday.  

Got the results today everything is fine (except the b/p which is also affecting cholesterol).  Given tablets and have to see the cardiologist next week.  

Still feel dizzy, but now the worry of diabetes and/or cancer has been cleared up through the tests (3 pages of them!!) which showed apart from the high blood pressure I am disgustingly healthy I now feel a lot better.

Obviously nothing to do with alcohol intake then...

Isn't it good to get the all clear?

Touch wood!

Ooops! sorry Dermo, forgot you're still waiting!

Wonder which one of us will get it first And will they leave me their car

You have to laugh

Dibs on your MG!

3rdforum wrote:Dibs on your MG!

  I'll make a note of it, Janet wouldnt know it had gone

I'm going to try badminton next Friday! On a more serious note, one of my workmates has just been diagnosed with Motor neuron Disease...he's 56.

You just dont know whats heading your way

glad you are ok Gypsy apart from the BP

High BP wtf, you been 2 weeks sniffing around Turkish guys.........they flirt with anyone.......ooooops not saying you are just anyone, oh dear, feck it run now.

"Flirt with anyone",,, don't you mean "anything"...

feckin' biopsy has been put back to Nov 18th. At least I'll know by Xmas I suppose.

Been to the doctor today. Have had sinus probs since I came back from Tenerife in August. I thought it was just pollen because of the very dry summer we had. Anyway, I've had block sinuses ever since and a cough that I can't get rid of since October. Quack today listened to my lungs. "Breathe in" she said. I did. I sounded like feckin Thomas the Tank Engine. "Breathe out" she said. Sounded like a fog horn. Did this for another 4 times. "Right" she said, your lungs are clear". WTF????? She said the cough was probably viral in nature because 2 doses of antibiotics didn't clear it. I got a steroid spray for the sisuses and Codinex for the cough which is highly addictive apparently. (Isn't Codine a painkiller??). If it hasn't cleared by end of next week, guess where I have to go again?? Back to bloody hospital for chest x-ray. I'm sick of all this sickness mullarkey

Dont talk to me about sinuses , Dermot Get yourself a Sterimar sea salt spray  
Sure you see your arse coming out, but it shifts anything naturally
Sometimes i mix up a jug of warm water salt and baking powder, I fire that up with a big srynge,
You can feel it go right round your brain sack and it comes out of your eyes too,
That just for men that can take it though , , That spray is very good,
  I use it after the plane Washes all the bugs out, I keep one in Tenerife too

Bladder, kidneys and prostate biopsy results are entirely beneign. . Consultant on holidays so he'll contact me when he gets back as to why the bloods were so off but his secretary rang this morning to confirm good news. It was June 26th when I presented to A&E so 5 and a half months. Glad its over!

What did i tell you, Dont waste energy worrying about something that may never happen.
Well done D, I'm really pleased for you,
Shame your not going to Tenerife for 4 weeks like me

Great News D, glad everything is sorted and nowt to worry about