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    The doctors surgery

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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 11 Nov 2015 - 16:50

    The doctors surgery - Page 24 3025408739 Bit like school yard innit  The doctors surgery - Page 24 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog Wed 11 Nov 2015 - 18:24

    Cam has been on the other side but back here now, he has been full of shit for a few days.
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    Post by 3rdforum Wed 11 Nov 2015 - 18:29

    The Lone Ranger wrote:I had a decent crap for the first time in months last night! The doctors surgery - Page 24 3025408739

    searcher wrote:Congratulations Cam, keep on crapping

    Mcqueen wrote:The doctors surgery - Page 24 3025408739 The doctors surgery - Page 24 1498946960 TFI = top forum information

    The Lone Ranger wrote:The doctors surgery - Page 24 294053457 The doctors surgery - Page 24 3025408739 The doctors surgery - Page 24 3025408739

    searcher wrote:people must read this and think "WTF"

    Mcqueen wrote:The doctors surgery - Page 24 3025408739 Bit like school yard innit  The doctors surgery - Page 24 1498946960

    Topdog wrote:Cam has been on the other side but back here now, he has been full of shit for a few days.

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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 11 Nov 2015 - 18:31

    I still cant believe JA dosent join us The doctors surgery - Page 24 3561243520 The doctors surgery - Page 24 3025408739
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    Post by 3rdforum Wed 11 Nov 2015 - 18:32

    Yeah, its a feckin mystery innit! The doctors surgery - Page 24 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 11 Nov 2015 - 18:35

    The doctors surgery - Page 24 3025408739 sure is  The doctors surgery - Page 24 755705644
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 11 Nov 2015 - 19:10

    I liked JA on TTF. The doctors surgery - Page 24 294053457
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 11 Nov 2015 - 19:29

    She lived near me, most educated people come from Headingley,  The doctors surgery - Page 24 1483819851 She was ok in my book,
    I think the others were jealous, history now innit, did the right thing and got her own place, bit like us
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    Post by Mermaid Wed 11 Nov 2015 - 20:56

    3rdforum wrote:Our Shona went to her kirst disco a couple of weeks ago. She was wearing a pair of light trainers. Somebody jumped on her toe. She never said a word and played a match the next day. I saw the football socks in the laundry basket. Feckin sock was soaked in blood. We had her bathing it in salt water each evening for a week. Thing was getting worse. Eileen got her some antibiotics. Slowly improving. Then guess what, after ten days, we found out that when the first toe was jumped on, the big toe on the other foot got a doing the same time. That one was almost as bad as the first one. Wtf can't kids just tell us what happened?? The doctors surgery - Page 24 3275847336 The doctors surgery - Page 24 1498946960
    hope Shona's foot is ok now. Why did sh not tell Eileen what had happen ?
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    Post by 3rdforum Wed 11 Nov 2015 - 21:00

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    Post by searcher Wed 11 Nov 2015 - 21:33

    Mcqueen wrote:I still cant believe JA dosent join us The doctors surgery - Page 24 3561243520 The doctors surgery - Page 24 3025408739
    Doubt if the other J. would approve
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 12 Nov 2015 - 9:49

    He didn't suffer fools gladly... The doctors surgery - Page 24 3025408739
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    Post by Adam Mint Thu 12 Nov 2015 - 14:22

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    Wouldn't be the case if I was involved...

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    Was going to add yesterday's post but it went on a bit, well I had been wound up somewhat,,, but noticed when I looked at it today I said CT scan, should have been MRI scan I said, hence there concerns over bits of metal in my  body...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 17 Nov 2015 - 21:08

    Friday I've to go for cystogram to see if the hole in my bladder has repaired itself. If it has, I get the catheter out, if not I keep it in...The doctors surgery - Page 24 Coin-f10
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    Post by Topdog Tue 17 Nov 2015 - 21:12

    Do they do Brothergrams....just asking
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    Post by Topdog Tue 17 Nov 2015 - 21:17

    Oh and good luck Doctors poking around up some sweaties knob, not even the poofs in Brighton would, Oh yeah, hope all goes well Cam and you get rid of your Bag.....oops Catheter, and no I did not mean Mermaid I like her
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    Post by 3rdforum Tue 17 Nov 2015 - 21:21

    Make sure you cough when it comes out otherwise you'll go cross eyed! The doctors surgery - Page 24 294053457
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 18 Nov 2015 - 9:20

    Top information again folks The doctors surgery - Page 24 294053457
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 21 Nov 2015 - 13:56

    I got the catheter out yesterday but I came down with something, my legs started shaking when the nurse was taking it out. She looked really worried, Trish overheard her talking to another nurse telling her she'd never seen any thing like it before. The doctors surgery - Page 24 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 21 Nov 2015 - 14:01

    Like what ? Your pecker The doctors surgery - Page 24 2419626307 bet they fell about laughing  The doctors surgery - Page 24 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 21 Nov 2015 - 14:47

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    Post by Adam Mint Sat 21 Nov 2015 - 16:34

    Shenanigans the other night, "my peckers the same size as two Argos pens, got thrown out the other day checking"...

    Another one:-

    When I was ten my fairy godmother granted me two wishes but said I could only choose one, a big dick or an everlasting memory, can't remember which I chose...
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    Post by Topdog Mon 23 Nov 2015 - 22:18

    I had one wish and ask for a big dick and me and Reg set up this forum, still he is OK really  The doctors surgery - Page 24 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 24 Nov 2015 - 9:12

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