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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 9 Jun 2016 - 13:25

    Always had one of those and it causes me no end of trouble. The doctors surgery - Page 36 1498946960 Shit wagons been and gone, 6 tons of shit and 85 pounds lighter now.  The doctors surgery - Page 36 3025408739
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 9 Jun 2016 - 19:44

    Went to doctors today about my growth in mouth. He has a good look. Probably nothing to worry about he says but we are going to send you to private hospital anyway.  Yeah, nowt to worry about then obviously. The doctors surgery - Page 36 1498946960  Appointment 23/6. Could have got one next week but I said I'm away.
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 9 Jun 2016 - 20:08

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 10 Jun 2016 - 7:54

    I went off to bed last night at 6 o'clock. I came in from work then felt all cold, even though the thermometer is showing 23 degrees. Next thing my legs and arms start shaking wildly with the shivers. I had to go in the shower twice to get a heat. And I couldn't eat my dinner... The doctors surgery - Page 36 2681204924 Mermaid is going to get me an appointment at the docs today. The doctors surgery - Page 36 Doctor10
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 10 Jun 2016 - 7:59

    Ooo hope you feel better soon,
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Fri 10 Jun 2016 - 8:36

    Heat stroke Cam. Bet theres plenty of it in Scotland. I had it in 1976 when we had our last summer.........
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    Post by searcher Fri 10 Jun 2016 - 14:58

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Heat stroke Cam. Bet theres plenty of it in Scotland. I had it in 1976 when we had our last summer.........
    Could well be,  ¡ those are some of the symptoms, bet you are still  no.t in shirtsleeve order yet
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 10 Jun 2016 - 15:08

    I think it's all to do with my continuing urine infection to be honest.

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    Post by 3rdforum Fri 10 Jun 2016 - 16:00

    Yep, they are called rigors. I had them before I passed out 2 years ago when I had a kidney infection. It was what led to the prostate biopsy. They happen, according to the nurse here, when your body temp hits such a height that the internal body thermostat goes haywire and sends signals to your brain that you are in fact freezing. My temp was 43c when I got them. They're not feckin nice.
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 10 Jun 2016 - 16:13

    Just drink bottle water from now on, The doctors surgery - Page 36 294053457
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 10 Jun 2016 - 17:53

    I've to go for blood tests on Monday.
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    Post by Adam Mint Fri 10 Jun 2016 - 18:20

    They've cancelled my op for a second time now, still saying there's not enough blood in my alcohol stream at the pre-ops...
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 10:24

    Cam please go private and dont wait about for them NHS kents to get busy, It wont happen,
    Yes its painfull in the pocket but it needs to be done, anything serious needs to be jumped on,
    I was thinking we could have a whip round and i will start it off, 20p cash money up front The doctors surgery - Page 36 2472758156

    Jokes aside, pick up the phone and start shouting,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 10:32

    My Doctor has put me on her "Most important" list. I laughed when I saw her system, she printed out my name etc. then stuck it to the front of her computer screen! She says it works and to be fair there are only two of us up there! The doctors surgery - Page 36 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 10:34

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    Post by 3rdforum Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 10:40

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 10:50

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    Post by Mermaid Wed 15 Jun 2016 - 17:38

    Mcqueen wrote:The doctors surgery - Page 36 2485877773  Feck me your doomed, not a yellow post it
    The doctors surgery - Page 36 2485877773 I am laughing here if I didn't I would be a wreck. It is a disgrace the way Cam has been treated or lack of in his case. I do hope this doctor can get things happening soon or I will be screaming from the rooftops lol
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Fri 24 Jun 2016 - 15:59

    Went to private Hospital yesterday. Watched some tele while I waited for consultant. He shoves cameras about a foot up my nostrils and informs me thats OK but I have to have biopsy?? on lump. CT scan and MRI scan booked so we shall see what develops. Nowt hopefully. The doctors surgery - Page 36 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 25 Jun 2016 - 13:06

    Hope everything turns out OK Vince. The doctors surgery - Page 36 294053457
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 6 Jul 2016 - 14:47

    I'm Adam Mint wrote:Just back from hospital for knee MRI scan findings, doc says, three serious bits of damage, a couple of other damaged bits and three sorta minor things,,, big bit of cartilage partly detached and moving out of place from time to time, that's what's causing the extreme pain at times, lots of bits of broken cartilage floating around and ligaments torn to bits, that's the serious stuff, next on the list, tendons torn and something else I can't remember, and the minor stuff, a couple of cysts growing on the damaged bits and arthritis setting in,,, I say ok doc, but whys my knee sore,,, no I don't, I do know when to be serious sometimes... 

    So what's the fix,,, 1: Live with it (not an option for me, two much pain)... 2: Kehole surgery to remove broken up bits of cartiledge (this is what I thought would have been outcome)... 3: Total knee replacement (wasn't expecting that one) The doctors surgery - Page 36 2419626307The doctors surgery - Page 36 2419626307The doctors surgery - Page 36 2419626307...

    So, discussion follows, doc says he's a fraction from just saying knee replacement as damage is so extent, but is prepaired to do kehole surgery to remove loose bits of cartilage and have a better look around in there,,, then see what outcome is, could do no good at all, or buy a bit time unit a knee replacement will become an inevitable fix...

    So have gone for that option, don't fancy becoming the bionic man just yet...

    Adam Mint wrote:
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    Adam Mint wrote:Must be the day for it, was at the hospital this morning for pre-op, same place I kicked off when they weren't gonna carry out the MRI scan a few weeks back,,, well wasn't my turn to kick off today, was the girl sitting next to me in the waiting rooms turn,,, my appointment time was 10:30, would seem hers was 08:45 and that she'd been there since 08:30, I picked this info up from her conversation at the reception desk with the receptionist initially then the doctor...
    Would seem she had got her letter giving her the 08:45 appointment but there was nothing on the hospital system about it so they were not expecting her (there was another woman with same issue also waiting), transpired that when the girl was informed of cockup when she arrived at 08:30 she was told to wait and they'd see if they could fit her in (nothing certain that they would),,, obviously after waiting two hours she was getting a bit wound up about it, that's when she approached the reception to enquire as to what was happening, receptionist just tells her again we'll try and fit you in, girl ain't happy with this and wants to know a time when she'll be seen, receptionists says she can't give her a time, girl ain't happy with this and is demanding to see someone who can tell her what's happening, another member of staff turns up but conversation is just going round in circles with the same being said over and over again,,, by chance the doctor she is meant to be seeing turns up at the reception desk looking for some paperwork, the receptionist explains situation to him (note, so until this point he is unaware there are two people in the waiting room expecting to see him that are not on his list,,, when was the receptionist actually going to do anything about it, Thursday ???), anyway doctor says give her another appointment date,,, girl ain't happy with this, explains she's taken the day off work, arranged for someone to look after her kid for the morning, etc, etc,,, doctor say it would be unfair to expect other patients appointment times to be disrupted to accomidation her,,, girl points out she has an appointment letter exactly the same as the other patients so what's the difference,,, look on the quacks face, he didn't like that one,,, he says to here to wait and that she would be seen, she asks when, he said he don't know, she explains that her baby sitter probably thinks she is on the way home now as appointment letter says allow a hour to a hour and a half for appointment, she pushes the doc for a time saying this morning or am I still going to be here at three o'clock this afternoon,,, he says this morning,,, she was taken about fifteen minutes later... 10/10 to her, if she had not gone up to the reception  desk she would have still been sitting there as to me the receptionist was doing feck all about it, probably just hoping someone ain't gonna show then slip her in to that slot...
    Oh, my appointment was 30 minutes late, nothing to do with her issue, wasn't seeing that doctor, but wait passed ok due to entertainment...

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    Adam Mint wrote:Got a letter from the hospital today relating to the pre-op for my forthcoming knee operation, letter reads as follows:-

    Dear Mr Minty
    At your recent pre-op for the forthcoming operation on your left knee the weekly alcohol intake you stated you consume relates to 32 units,  this is above the national guidelines on alcohol intake, it is therefore our policy to inform your GP of this and advise you contact her to discuss the issue.
    Yours etc...


    My reply to both the hospital and my GP:-

    At least I'm sober enough to know it's my "RIGHT KNEE" that's f####d, and I ask that you confirm in writing that on the day of the operation you will be carrying out the surgery on the right one, that's the "RIGHT" one.
    Yours etc...


    What a feckin bunch of wankers...
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    Adam Mint wrote:I have had my knee x-rayed, had it MRI scanned, seen the consultant who will be carrying out the operation twice and at each stage of this process the first thing I am asked to do is confirm my name, date of birth and full postal address which is let's say :-

    Mr A Minty
    21 Brewers Court
    Dray Street
    Manchester
    M1 4DT

    And how is said letter addressed:-

    Mr A Minty
    Brewers Court
    City Centre
    Manchester


    Feckin wankers can't even get that right...
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    Got a phone call this morning 09.30, its the hospital, conversation goes:-

    There's been a cancellation can you come for your operation tomorrow.

    Yip.

    I need to ask you some questions.

    OK

    Have you got a cold.

    No

    Are you taking antibiotics.

    I discussed this with the nurse at the pre-op, she knows I was on antibiotics back then and was going to discuss it with the doctor as it only gave a short window for the operation to happen given the six week break from coming off the antibiotics to the six week break after the operation pre being able to fly as I have a holiday booked mid March, I've been been off the antibiotics four and a half weeks now.

    Oh, Its on your records about flying hence we're trying to get you in early, but there is nothing about you being on antibiotics, I need to discuss it with the nurse, I'll phone you back asap.

    (Hour and a half later no call so I phone them).

    Oh, I'll chase her up she's not got back to me. (I recon she hadn't even spoke to anyone)

    (Another hour and a half I get a call)

    We cant carry out the operation the doctors not happy with your blood test results, you need to contact your own GP and have the blood tests done again........................

    Total fu#k up, nothing on my records about me being on antibiotics, nothing about the operation not happening in letter I got from them telling me I drank over the recommended amount of alcohol per week,,, when were they going to tell me they were not going to carry out the operation ???

    Nurse carrying out the pre-op never ever discussed anything with the doctor until this morning I recon......

    Oh, and I got it confirmed they do actually know what legs fecked...

    Wankers...

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    Spoke with my GP today, before I even got to the end of the scenario she says "I'm looking at your blood tests results and there's nothing there to warrant cancelling the operation, sounds like someone's screwed up",,, my thoughts exactly...
    Been told to write to the to the consultant explaining situation and to cc her a copy, if response is not positive she will get involved...

    Fight...The doctors surgery - Page 36 506932706The doctors surgery - Page 36 506932706The doctors surgery - Page 36 506932706

    Adam Mint wrote:They've cancelled my op for a second time now, still saying there's not enough blood in my alcohol stream at the pre-ops...

    And to follow on from that, I went back to my GP after operation cancelled for second time,  she looks al second pre-op blood tests and again says nothing there to prevent operation being carried out, she is now going to write to the hospital, wonder how llong  it will take them to reply to her letter, three months the same as mine ???
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 6 Jul 2016 - 16:02

    Ah the NHS The doctors surgery - Page 36 1498946960 This morning 3 appointments 1 doctor 1 diabetic nurse 1 blood nurse, the result was arse did not know what elbow and knee was doing, result ? Nothing  The doctors surgery - Page 36 1498946960
    Doctor said can i help you ? Err you asked me to come about sugar levels, Oh err yes there not bad, And i said you was going to see what the diabetic specialist was doing and why she said she could not get intouch with me which is a lie, Ahh well she hasnt replied to letters emails and messages on the phone, go down stairs and the nurse will do your diabetic checks then come back to see me, So i toddles down stairs and the nurse said i dont do diabetic checks its the other nurse, The doctors surgery - Page 36 1498946960 so i went back up and told the doc and he squirmed and said leave it with me and i will kick arse and phone you,
    Feck me stiff and call me starch, what a fecking shambles The doctors surgery - Page 36 16779677
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    Post by searcher Wed 6 Jul 2016 - 16:06

    I have had the same sort of experience, now I get it all in writing , so there can be arguments as to who is doing what,
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 6 Jul 2016 - 16:13

    Yip, exactly,, this fiasco with my knee and with Annie's dad has opened my eyes to the shambles the NHS is in, I think the doctors on the front line do a good job but the admin/backup behind them is a total shambles...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 6 Jul 2016 - 17:08

    I go to see my surgeon tomorrow. The doctors surgery - Page 36 2681204924 You've all frightened me now... The doctors surgery - Page 36 3913804730

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