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Outside the home of Barry & Sue Jenkins, Bullseye champions 1991.
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Shock as local hero sacked from dream career. A month ago, Lairg man, Ivor Baditch was celebrating after becoming the first Air traffic Controller from the Sutherland village. But this morning he was sensationally out of a job. Ivor was too pissed to comment this afternoon. But Chief Traffic Controller Len Dingear released this statement; "Sadly Ivors ability did not match his enthusiasm. 'Aye boi, stick her doon mun', is not an appropriate instruction towards an Easyjet Pilot approaching Dalcross. Unfortunately this was then followed by 'Park yer big orange arse oar there boi!'. An emergency meeting with Ivor was held and we concluded, he was in fact a total roaster."
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Campbell Brodie wrote:Outside the home of Barry & Sue Jenkins, Bullseye champions 1991.
Local news that was yesterday...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-40947922
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Some people are quick to make up a meme!
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Would seem Noah got it wrong inviting them two woodwoms on board...
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A very popular man dies in Aberdeen and his old widow wishes to tell all his friends at once, so she goes to the Aberdeen Evening Express and says, 'I'd like tae place an obituary fur ma late husband.'
The man at the desk says, 'OK, how much money dae ye have?'
The old woman replies, '£5' to which the man says, 'Ye won't get many words for that but write something and we'll see if it's ok.'
So the old woman writes something and hands it over the counter.
The man reads 'Peter Reid, fae Kincorth, deid.' He feels sad at the abruptness of the statement and encourages the old woman to write a few more things, saying, 'I think we cud allow 3 or 4 more words fer ye money.'
The old woman ponders and then adds a few more words and hand the paper over the counter again. The man then reads - 'Peter Reid, fae Kincorth, deid. Ford Escort for sale.'
The man at the desk says, 'OK, how much money dae ye have?'
The old woman replies, '£5' to which the man says, 'Ye won't get many words for that but write something and we'll see if it's ok.'
So the old woman writes something and hands it over the counter.
The man reads 'Peter Reid, fae Kincorth, deid.' He feels sad at the abruptness of the statement and encourages the old woman to write a few more things, saying, 'I think we cud allow 3 or 4 more words fer ye money.'
The old woman ponders and then adds a few more words and hand the paper over the counter again. The man then reads - 'Peter Reid, fae Kincorth, deid. Ford Escort for sale.'
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get me the number,
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Saw this on BBC news site earlier today,,,, made me chuckle...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-40974380
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-40974380
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...and to the left of Lizzie, you see a Scotsman not giving a feck!
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No he didnt 
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Annie at petrol station...
https://m.wimp.com/womans-fuel-cap-confusion-is-hilarious/
https://m.wimp.com/womans-fuel-cap-confusion-is-hilarious/
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WTF goes through her mind?
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A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."
The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she replied.
"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"
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