Saw the world's largest egg earlier.
Thought to myself, that'll take some beating.
Thought to myself, that'll take some beating.
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you can tell a lot about a woman by her ankles if they are over your shoulders she probably likes you
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I should have been sad when my torch batteries died, but I was delighted.
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My husband and I are having a competition to see who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local pet shop.
I’ve just taken the lead!
I’ve just taken the lead!
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A mass fight has broken out in a petrol station.
Twenty three people arrested in Total!
Twenty three people arrested in Total!
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Saw this on FB... 
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "uno, dos..." then disappears without a tres.
He says, "uno, dos..." then disappears without a tres.
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Will they feel exploited
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My mate Dave drowned, so at his funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifejacket.
Well, it's what he would have wanted.
Well, it's what he would have wanted.
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