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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 20 Oct 2017 - 17:47

    I hate two types of people:

    1) People who find a way of putting animals into words when they aren't actually there.

    2) Hippocrites.
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 20 Oct 2017 - 18:25

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    Post by tubbytubby Fri 20 Oct 2017 - 19:19

    I went to my docs today i have a problem i fart when i am nervous i said. I know he said as he was completing  my prostate examination
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 21 Oct 2017 - 18:25

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 22 Oct 2017 - 17:39

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 22 Oct 2017 - 19:05

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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 22 Oct 2017 - 19:06

    Humour. - Page 15 2485877773  Well i have a tale but i cant afford to relay it  Humour. - Page 15 1498946960
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 22 Oct 2017 - 19:31

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 24 Oct 2017 - 18:17

    Went to a swinger’s party last night in my army uniform.

    Had to leave my khakis in the bowl.
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 24 Oct 2017 - 18:34

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 24 Oct 2017 - 18:59

    This is funny but a wee bit long. Bear with it...FB video
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 25 Oct 2017 - 18:28

    My aunt and uncle have made a fortune selling lamb chops.

    They're minted!
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    Post by Adam Mint Thu 26 Oct 2017 - 0:16

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    Post by tubbytubby Thu 26 Oct 2017 - 19:14

    Thats disgusting why do you do that said my girlfriend. What? i am only dunking my biscuit loads of blokes do that. Not during oral sex they dont she replied.
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 26 Oct 2017 - 20:06

    Will you be contributing anything other than smut ?
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 27 Oct 2017 - 17:42

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 27 Oct 2017 - 18:25

    I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 27 Oct 2017 - 18:56

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    Post by tubbytubby Fri 27 Oct 2017 - 19:13

    sorry if i upset anyone
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    Post by searcher Fri 27 Oct 2017 - 20:36

    Yes some of the youngsters are easily upset
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    Post by Adam Mint Fri 27 Oct 2017 - 21:11

    Youngsters...

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    Post by Topdog Sat 28 Oct 2017 - 10:48

    REG gets a bit tender as he can only talk about smut these days, poor old sod
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 29 Oct 2017 - 15:56

    Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

    ''How was he killed?'' asked one detective.

    ''With a golf gun,'' the other detective replied.

    ''A golf gun! What is a golf gun?''

    ''I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.''.............!!!
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 29 Oct 2017 - 16:17

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Mon 30 Oct 2017 - 17:50

    Minty sent me a poem...

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