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Humour.
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I made Janet a card, Its the thought that counts, plus i forgot all about it until i was watching the news at 6.30 am, feck 
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Trish got a Valentine's hug... 
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Man: Do you have that book on living with a small penis?
Librarian: I'm sorry, I don't think it's in yet
Man: That's the one
Librarian: I'm sorry, I don't think it's in yet
Man: That's the one
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Luke got his girlfriend chocolates and a big red card, I said you know feck all about women
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If a woman is always right, who wins when 2 lesbians argue? 
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irish indo
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Fancy dress
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I thought it was shite.
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another fecker who needs to find a job
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Some strange woman about I say
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mmmm, that looks yum...
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The doctor who was my brother's GP before he died, decided to come to my dad's funeral ( in the funeral home). I'm not sure how things are in the UK but over here, doctors don't go to funerals cos if they went to one, they would have to go to them all. Anyway, Martin turns up at the funeral home, but he got the time wrong , and he showed up when the removal was on that was preceding my dad's! He walks in the door, turned to shake hands with the bereaved family, got past the first 2 people and realised he didn't recognise any faces. He glanced at the open coffin, saw the lady lying there and went "Oh feck" to himself. I asked him what did he do then?? "What could I do" he said, " I had to go and shake hands with every fecker in the room telling them how sorry I was"
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