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Campbell Brodie wrote:
Had to think about that one...
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Adam Mint wrote:Campbell Brodie wrote:
Had to think about that one...
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Here's a reply to above...
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Guilty.Campbell Brodie wrote:
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A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."
The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!
The Cop left saying, " Have a good day, Sir "...
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."
The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!
The Cop left saying, " Have a good day, Sir "...
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Big Gay Ray goes to the doctor to get his test results. Doc says, "Sorry Big Gay Ray but you've got Aids!" Big Gay Ray is devastated & asks what to do. Doc says," Eat a sausage, a cabbage, 2O jalapeno peppers, 4O walnuts, a tin of baked beans, a box of All Bran & a gallon of prune juice." Big Gay Ray asks, "Will this cure me?" Doc says, "No,but it'll give you a better understanding of what your arse is for."
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You pick up a hitchhiker! A beautiful girl.
Suddenly, she faints inside your truck and you take her to the hospital. Now that's stressful.
But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you that you're going to be a father.
You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.
This is getting very stressful!
You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.
After the tests are completed, The doctor says the test shows you're infertile,
And probably have been since birth. You're extremely stressed but relieved.
On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home.
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