What are you doing today??

I use Tiger seal often
Morrison's when it gets up.
Kylie's at home today so young Mason will be round to play,
I will be shifting more plants and pots of things we dont know the names of

hair and nails done.

Used the rest of the first tube of Tiger Seal yesterday. Stuck some hardwood to a stone step on the annexe door. Used to have a strip of metal but its rotted out and a nice gap certainly big enough for mice and an extreme draught was there. Dont like mice, they eat my chocolate!

Washing the car today, 2 young boys 9or10 years old were passing on the path outside the estate, "yer car's mingin" shouts one of them so I give them a quick shower, a minute or so later round they come, "need a hand mister"no I'm fine says I "go on let us rinse the car " no I say knowing that if I did they would soak me ,so I finish washing the car and rinse it off all the time listening to them 
pleading with me to let them rinse the car or wash their bikes, my hose has a shut off valve so thinking they wouldn't be able to turn it on I dropped the hose and started back to turn the water off, bad mistake ,ha ha ha one of them shouts my dad has a hose the same as this and proceeds to give me a good soaking, so I run back grab the hose and chase the pair of them out of the car park, felt as if I was a bairn again ,best fun I've had in years 

Nothing planned, Luke's off today so he can do the Gym run See what Janet says when it gets up

Going for a haircut today...get rid of this man bun.

All done. I look almost human again...

I'm leaving mine to cascade down my back so i look like a strutting Stallion

Mcqueen wrote:I'm leaving mine to cascade down my back so i look like a strutting Stallion

Stallion or Scallion???

Interview with officer Dibble at 2pm, I will report back later with the SP

for the tape can you describe yourself "Paul Newman Steve McQueen looks" not amused
Face like thunder " we are being serious" you describe me then grey hair receding, blue eyes and square jaw, cheeky bitch  slaps a cctv picture down on the desk that is you 
the guy has a hat on and sun glasses and a scarf over his face, Oh right i said hat over the grey hair, sun glasses over the blue eyes and a scarf over his square jaw, WTF is that all you have
Slaps another photo down is that you then, yes thats me talking to mrs loon and mr loon, and ?
we believe that is the same person, really i said you can believe what you like, we are not here for our beliefs but facts, next, would you like to fess up now or when we go to court, Court i said it will help me gather evidence for me seeking a court order to stop them building a fence across my land, so lets get busy, young dibble then asks what the small usb is for, for my use later on,
Its a small recorder that i can let my brief listen to if i need to, they thought i was on my own in the interview
they made a big deal out of the name on my jacket so as to put me their, what they did not notice is one was Northface and the other was Berghaus, i pointed that out then she says well have you got either ? I have both and the fleece under my jacket today that has another name altogether so i'm jackets are us then, pair of them were not happy and a bit amateurish in the way they conducted the interview, Me ? I am innocent of all charges 

Yer an auld lag!

Mcqueen wrote: for the tape can you describe yourself "Paul Newman Steve McQueen looks" not amused
Face like thunder " we are being serious" you describe me then grey hair receding, blue eyes and square jaw, cheeky bitch  slaps a cctv picture down on the desk that is you 
the guy has a hat on and sun glasses and a scarf over his face, Oh right i said hat over the grey hair, sun glasses over the blue eyes and a scarf over his square jaw, WTF is that all you have
Slaps another photo down is that you then, yes thats me talking to mrs loon and mr loon, and ?
we believe that is the same person, really i said you can believe what you like, we are not here for our beliefs but facts, next, would you like to fess up now or when we go to court, Court i said it will help me gather evidence for me seeking a court order to stop them building a fence across my land, so lets get busy, young dibble then asks what the small usb is for, for my use later on,
Its a small recorder that i can let my brief listen to if i need to, they thought i was on my own in the interview
they made a big deal out of the name on my jacket so as to put me their, what they did not notice is one was Northface and the other was Berghaus, i pointed that out then she says well have you got either ? I have both and the fleece under my jacket today that has another name altogether so i'm jackets are us then, pair of them were not happy and a bit amateurish in the way they conducted the interview, Me ? I am innocent of all charges 

What have I missed?  What do they think you have been up to???

Its a civil matter and has been simmering for 2 years, Italian midget buys a house that belongs to the guy who rents a shop from me, the guy has told him a load of turd about what he can do when he buys the house, well he didnt mention the right of way i have behind my shop and told him he can do what he likes, so Italian decides to build a fence across my right of way,
Me being calm and collected about it copied my deeds with the right of way mentioned on it, and posted it through his letter box with my business card thinking he would see the error of his ways and remove it, nah that's too civilized for him, anyways he seems to have been having bother with JCB's and people with chainsaws so he puts a bigger one up and cctv cameras everywhere, but somebody has been removing the job lot with what looks like one of the portable angle grinders that were on special offer earlier this year at Aldi 
Young dibble that has a serious lisp and i couldnt understand him asked if i had an 08 silver  van
Yes i said and also a white one and an 06 and a 57 plate, why are you in the market for a van i enquired, no he barked as another prime bit of information headed for the shredder,
at the end Miz i'm butch DC letsbefriends said again remember you are under caution and i am giving you the opportunity to come clean before we go to court, I reminded her that if they had a shred i would be charged and bailed to appear later, so go play somewhere else, If looks could kill

OMG - well tell them it couldn´t possibly be you because if it was and the Eytie had recognised you he would have set the Mafioso on you and you wouldn´t be around to tell the tale.

Gypsy wrote:OMG - well tell them it couldn´t possibly be you because if it was and the Eytie had recognised you he would have set the Mafioso on you and you wouldn´t be around to tell the tale.

Truth of the matter is i am right and he is wrong, I have been collecting information and photo's of gates fences and ladders propped against my wall blocking the rear exit from the shop that has been in my family since 1959, out of all the things i am i don't let people take the piss when i have gone out of my way to show him he has been sold something described wrongly, I believe his solicitor should have pointed it out, but as with all professional people they still get paid
If i end up sharing a bed with a horses head i am still right, On my grave stone will be engraved ( He was right tho )

Are all dibble thick,,, today Annie's dropping me off up at pub to watch football (Oh and this ain't about Annie's driving), we forget City are playing at home and take route that takes us straight past their stadium, it's about half a hour to kickoff and traffic is horrendous, as we approach the side street in pictures below there's a cop BMW X5 sitting our side of road and an other cop traffic car in bus stop on other side of road, blue lights going and about twenty cops around the X5, I say it's kicking off here cos place is milling with fans,,, female cop walks in to road and stops our lane of traffic as does a male in opposite direction, we were four cars from getting through,,,  cop X5 reversed up side street followed by the 20 cops, we are held at a stop for 10 minutes,,, traffic both ways must have backed up for a few miles both ways cop X5 appears towing a Peugeot out of side street, no driver in it,,, tow it in to middle of main road then have to disconnect to rope and reposition X5 to tow car to other side of road where bus stop is, as this is happening a car exits side street,,, look at third picture, it's a dead end, someone must have parked Peugeot and blocked other car in,,, absolutely no need to block the main road causing a major traffic jam,,, obstructing car only needed to be moved a few feet, what a farce, even when our lane was unblocked plod kept us parked up until they had Peugeot on pavement on other side of road,,, wankers...

X5 tow car     DVLA have lift trucks, 1 phone call is all it takes, Rich wankers

Been plotting my next move, I think i will bring in the lawyers now, I am the victim here and shall seek an injunction stopping the Italian from blocking my right of way with a gate, locked or unlocked,
Dibble told me to stay away from Mr and Mrs Capone which i believe must also be wrong and against my legal right to visit my property, so in the morning i will be bashing the phone,
I hate paying lawyers to sort out problems that should be done with the biggest chainsaw

Don't you have some sort of Right of Way Society down there you can contact? Get them on the case.

I was born Aries, that means i want it sorting by Tuesday Its the way i'm wired 

Yeah, I'm one of them as well...

We're off to Falkirk Christmas shopping...

Has anyone managed to have success with one of those Gofundme sites or similar as thinking should one by set up for Reg to try help him with his expenses and keep him out out of the nick. Hate to think Jan has to stay on working to keep him from appearing on the television in one of those Neighbor from Hell or similar programs. I hope the angle grinder has been sold.