Confessions of a hooker
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding
anniversary when the wife says:
"Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made
a confession.
Before we were married I was a "hooker" for eight years.."
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and
says - 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold
your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the
trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'
She says: 'I don't think you understand, my name was Koos and I played rugby
for the Springboks... '
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding
anniversary when the wife says:
"Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made
a confession.
Before we were married I was a "hooker" for eight years.."
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and
says - 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold
your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the
trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'
She says: 'I don't think you understand, my name was Koos and I played rugby
for the Springboks... '
