Bloke gets on a bus and sits upstairs. Bus Conductoress asks him for his fair, he whips his todger out, points to it and says "Rule 33".
She says don't be so disgusting, I will call for an inspector.
2 stops later an Inspector gets on and they both go to the passenger, she asks him again for his fair.
Again he whips his todger out and says "rule 33".
Inspector says hold on a minute and gets his rule book out, he says "he is right you know, says here, if a passenger won't pay his fare, Toss him off"
She says don't be so disgusting, I will call for an inspector.
2 stops later an Inspector gets on and they both go to the passenger, she asks him again for his fair.
Again he whips his todger out and says "rule 33".
Inspector says hold on a minute and gets his rule book out, he says "he is right you know, says here, if a passenger won't pay his fare, Toss him off"