Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests.

The Lone Ranger wrote:My heart bleeds for you Howard!

i know cam, so dependable you are there was a hell of a racket coming from hoops bar yesterday,did they win?

cunningham wrote: i know cam, so dependable you are there was a hell of a racket coming from hoops bar yesterday,did they win?

They did and Rangers only drew with Aberdeen!

The Lone Ranger wrote:
They did and Rangers only drew with Aberdeen!

oh,that explains there excitement then.

Mor -Afternoon members, 7 visitors this morning, Not one spending anything, Il take to my bed if it carry's on, All wanting tea or coffee, Good job Janets nimble on her feet, I think its the females that just need to see and touch me,
The men seek my advice on any matter from females to money, Cant see why though, I'm poor and have just the one wife , Maybe i should charge an admission fee, And £1,50p for tea or coffee, Would i get away with it, Anyway thats my quiet sunday screwed, Not even read my paper that is now on the kitchen table being drawn on at this very moment by 2 small people,

Mcqueen wrote:Mor -Afternoon members, 7 visitors this morning, Not one spending anything, Il take to my bed if it carry's on, All wanting tea or coffee, Good job Janets nimble on her feet, I think its the females that just need to see and touch me,
The men seek my advice on any matter from females to money, Cant see why though, I'm poor and have just the one wife , Maybe i should charge an admission fee, And £1,50p for tea or coffee, Would i get away with it, Anyway thats my quiet sunday screwed, Not even read my paper that is now on the kitchen table being drawn on at this very moment by 2 small people,

Ah! That'll be the LEXIEcographer!

Blimey Reg working on a Sunday, times are hard. Just looked at flights for Easter and considering it is Easter they are OK. I can get a return with luggage for 174 each at a reasonable time of day. Monarch that be or a mix of Mon and TC.

Yes, And her side kick lilly, Should be gratefull it isnt paint, Roll on April, I'm goint to wall the door up, So visitors have to use a rope ladder, If i dont like the look of them, Its the old boiling tar treatment

Mcqueen wrote:Yes, And her side kick lilly, Should be gratefull it isnt paint, Roll on April, I'm goint to wall the door up, So visitors have to use a rope ladder, If i dont like the look of them, Its the old boiling tar treatment

Would that change their colour Reg

Like Henry Ford said, Any colour you like so long as its white, Ish, Got to take in account of the weather in tenerife,

Weather in Tenerife, meaning..........................................

Meaning some may have a suntan, Not premanent , Like,

you got tickets for Goodwood already and have you got digs.

Yeh, Got tickets, Camping on new site behind Goodwood hotel, Friday to Monday, Expensive to keep riff raff out, So you have no chance,

You are a bit old for a tent mate......dib dib dib. Might pop down for the day, only 20 mins away.

TENT ?, Eriba caravan, Its the future, Tardis like for small people, Lord march wanted £40 for lecy, He knows how to charge, Should have called him Raging Bull, Taking Generator for toaster and hair dryer,

Thought that was to flog. 40 quid for sparking up, cheap that, I paid that geezer in TRG, who collects the lecky money 90 euro, said I had to claim it back out of the owner.

Forward your reciept, i will have a word with him, When he gets back in, I will sell it later on, When i have finished with it, Some cheap holidays to be had with the small people first, If they get on my nerves, That will be sooner than later, Inc Janet, I missed going to Goodwood,

Know a couple of good food pubs near there.

couple in singleton i frequent, Went in a fancy french one on the way to chichester once, With a mate who is wealthy but tight, And i mean tight, We was sat having a drink and i noticed him turning white while looking at the menu, Err, Its not for me this place, So he went to the bar to pay for the drinks, Well he passed out when they said how much, I find anything like that funny, And he hates me for it, So i do it more,

Our prices down here are dear for you Northerners anyhow. Guinesss in most boozers is 3.80 a pint most lagers or real ales are 3.60, Peroni 4.40.

Topdog wrote:Our prices down here are dear for you Northerners anyhow. Guinesss in most boozers is 3.80 a pint most lagers or real ales are 3.60, Peroni 4.40.

Thats feckin dearer than over here!

Water is cheap, So thats me, Unless somebody else is paying, Then a large VAT please Dave,

Average pub meal here you are looking at a decent main, Pork, Fish, Lamb etc averaging 14 quid, steaks run from 12ish to 20 quid.
Starters are usually 4 to 7 quid.
Obviously there are cheaper managed pubs but some of those are £20 quid for 2 courses and one drink.
My local, still old type pub, fab place, cheapest around here, apart from you Weatherspoon kind of place, most beers around 3.10 mark.

Morning all,

bit of a no weathercmorning here in Northumberalnd rained over night though, rare lye in on a work morning getting picked up for a change better half got car off to dentists.

morning I am off to Dentist as well. later I am working for 2 hrs voluntary work in a coffee shop.