Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests.

3rdforum wrote:Bet Cam wishes he had a floaty indian cotton dress to wear

Could wear it with my man-bag!

The Lone Ranger wrote:

3rdforum wrote:Bet Cam wishes he had a floaty indian cotton dress to wear

Could wear it with my man-bag!

that;d go with your big slipper L/R!!!!

Davie Thistle wrote:



that;d go with your big slipper L/R!!!!

It's a big "baffie" in Fife, Davie.

Mcqueen wrote:

3rdforum wrote:

It's a big slipper for two feet at once. We call slippers "baffie's" in Fife. Billy Connolly did a joke about it, but I can't find it...

Is that it??? I thought there was going to be some innuendo at least

Not unless Davie knows something different....

Ive seen an electric one in the sunday papers, Stick both feet in and switch on, Its the future, wtf

Here you g Cam, took some finding, it is about 4 mins in. Certainly worth watching the lot.

good morning peeps, Freezing here. Will have to wrap up well when I go out later

Morning Mermaid you stay warm and well, seeing Chinese lady today for Jan to have acupuncture so will pm you later.

Thanks TD,That acupunture stuff would be a no for me as I have a needle phobia

You don't feel the needles Mermaid, but that is not what I will pm you for.

Morning all. Cracking day here, must be 11 or 12 degrees already. Might chance a round of golf later.

Is Vince home?? Welcome back mate.

Be better if that was C not F.

Topdog wrote:Be better if that was C not F.

You mean "golc" not "golf"??

Very good.

Morning members, Really cold here, Sat in traffic 1 hour this morning, Some bright spark has been playing with the bollards, No more rat runs, Main road only through Headingley, So chaos, Who are these people ?,

Morning all, cold here -2 but still no sign of frost !

Already plotting a early finish hopefully final day working on my nemisis the MOT Emission brochure, like War & Peace if the people at Vosa people knew what they were doing, hopefully by this afternoon it willbe a printers headache and no longer mine.

Hope it goes well BS, Morning all and new members. Cold here, been out to check the pond, pump still running and fish deep, got a patch in the middle about 4' square that is not frozen, where the dolphin spouts and there is a massive icicle. Take Care and be careful, especially if driving as much black ice out there.

Morning Howard, water you up to today. Aqua park perhaps, water melon on the beach or even a visit to the odd reservoir. Have a good day sport and enjoy the warm weather.

Topdog wrote:Morning Howard, water you up to today. Aqua park perhaps, water melon on the beach or even a visit to the odd reservoir. Have a good day sport and enjoy the warm weather.

just had a shower kev.on the water this afternoon,meeting innit tonight,

cunningham wrote: just had a shower kev.on the water this afternoon,meeting innit tonight,

go for it H, tonic water tonight then