Humour.

Campbell Brodie wrote:

Thats even better the second time you read it 

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There could be feathers ahead ...

Or maybe not...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47551786

Dwarf with a lisp goes to buy a horse, what sort says the owner? a female horth says the dwarf, the owner shows him a mare. nithe horth, can i thee her eythe, he picks him up & shows him, nithe eythe can i thee her teeth? owner shows him. nith teeth can i thee her twot?he lifts him up & shoves his head up her fanny & pulls it out a few seconds later, i'll refwaze that, can i thee her wun awound?

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you how practical you are The questions are NOT that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Most of you guys know I'm a reasonably level headed guy, I'll call out bullshit when I see it but for the most part I will always try to see both sides of an argument. Most of you guys will also know, I can see humour in anything and it really comes to the fore when the situation is grim. Now, the killing in NZ last week were the act of a fanatic every bit as bad as the isis dickheads in the middle east. That said, my brother in law is currently in ABu Dhabi, refereeing in basketball at the Special Olympics. His hotel is in the middle of the grand prix circuit. He sent me a video from his balcony of millions of pounds worth of sports cars being driven by the locals around the track each evening. Today he went to this place, apparently one of the most beautiful buildings in the world Sheik Zayed mosque. Everyone on his timeline was saying "beautiful", "stunning" "fabulous" etc etc. I said "keep an ear out for any Aussie accents", I couldn't help myself !!!! I got dog'd abuse for it.  Did I go a bit far?? Feck it, it was funny though

Everybody's too PC nowadays. You can't open your mouth before someone gets onto you for something. Can you imagine if bernard Manning was alive today?

Level headed now thats funny