Under Dog on his hols....

Right Listen up peasants, I`ve just blown 2 euro´s in one of them tinternet cafes, Got my bag back at the police station, Driver said he was handed it by the next passenger, Meaning he helped his self to a few quid, Couldnt argue with a spanish driver and spanish copper,

So its my fault i´m a numpty, 3 times i´ve done it, forgot about nec, once, not used to having a bag, Innit-

Who has messed my log in name and password, ?.

Off now no money left.

Adios

You must have left your password in that bag Reg. Dont worry about the money Reg, Tonypub is looking for a comedian, you can start Tuesday........

Senile old git................3 times. Let me know nest time you are carrying loads of dosh Reg I wanna get in the taxi behind you.

Admin wrote:Right Listen up peasants, I`ve just blown 2 euro´s in one of them tinternet cafes, Got my bag back at the police station, Driver said he was handed it by the next passenger, Meaning he helped his self to a few quid, Couldnt argue with a spanish driver and spanish copper,

So its my fault i´m a numpty, 3 times i´ve done it, forgot about nec, once, not used to having a bag, Innit-

Who has messed my log in name and password, ?.

Off now no money left.

Adios

has it taken you two hours to send this post reg?if it has you are a numpty. you need to put your money in a safe place reg, i put my money down the wifes knickers,safest place i know of,

Don't put it in the T'pot H, you will never find it.

Topdog wrote:Don't put it in the T'pot H, you will never find it.

or the oven,washing machine, vacuum cleaner ect. ctc.

You would find it at weekends in the wife's underwear draw.

Hi Reg how's it going?

Hope things have improved Reg. Mary is missing you loads.

Cruella de Vil wrote:I just spotted Reggie down at the beach front buying stuff from the Lookie Lookies

nah he was selling them a used car

Mary is in contact with him and ain't missing him, but you silly buggers that was Mary who posted under reg's name to test the water for him. Daft buggers.

I think a more appropriate name for Reg would be BLUNDERdog as opposed to thunderdog.

They have just changed all the road signs here....

Just looked on the other forum this afternoon and there is this message on the illegal lettings thread Personally I think they are talking about Reg but no names have been mentioned to protect the innocent. :hit: It would be funny but unfortunately I think it may be true.

A guy has locked himself out of an apartment and left his luggage inside and is about to catch his plane.

We can't help because we don't have keys, we ring the owner after asking administrators for the number, no reply. So the guys been sent down to the bars on the front looking for a guy called geoff with a grey goatie because we think he manages the apartment.

But I saw him coming out of the hairdressers today!