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Humour.
searcher-
- Posts : 7625
Join date : 2012-09-18
Age : 80
Location : edinburgh
- Post n°87
Re: Humour.
Just love that one ,next door was going to have a go with their dog but I talked them out of it ,they just gave him a wee trim with a stripper
Campbell Brodie-
- Posts : 59106
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 69
Location : Scotland
- Post n°90
Re: Humour.
It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses as a result of COVID-19.
A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded. Local strip club has gone tits up,Interflora is pruning its business and Dynorod has gone down the drain. The saddest one though is the ice cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He couldn’t take it any more and topped himself.
A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded. Local strip club has gone tits up,Interflora is pruning its business and Dynorod has gone down the drain. The saddest one though is the ice cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He couldn’t take it any more and topped himself.
Mcqueen-
- Posts : 30546
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 70
Location : England
- Post n°91
Re: Humour.
Last one was a Tommy Cooper joke
innit-
- Posts : 2963
Join date : 2011-08-23
- Post n°97
Re: Humour.
Decided to take advice from a good friend who said that to help get through this it is a good idea to keep busy and use the time to explore new hobbies.
After giving it some thought I decided that I would like to do bell ringing. I started a week ago and must say that I am really loving it and it is making me feel really good. However, the local bus drivers are really getting annoyed with me.
After giving it some thought I decided that I would like to do bell ringing. I started a week ago and must say that I am really loving it and it is making me feel really good. However, the local bus drivers are really getting annoyed with me.
Campbell Brodie-
- Posts : 59106
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 69
Location : Scotland
- Post n°100