Some of us are visiting Tenerife soon.

Those 2 have been there the last 2 December we've been on TRG, every morning tucked up in corner behind the closed pool bar doing all that bendy stretchy stuff (clealry not British !), better half commented "do you reckon they live here" I doubt they even have an apartment on TRG at all.

They look like they climbed out of the bin room.

There was also a young couple (he looked Spanish but was English, she had short blonde hair with a massive tattoo on her back) living in the camper van parked in the far corner of the car park opposite the McGuniness Bar, check if its still there when you have your get together.
They were in the bar more than us (and thats saying something) she was drinking pints of John Smiths from cans so couldn't have been that hard up, they would get a key from behind the bar to get access to an apartment the bar must have and reappeared washed and changed.

Good Business that if apartment not being used, let them have a wash and brush for 100 euro of business a day.

Reminds me of when we used to go round Europe in a camper van. They didnt have showers in those days. We would park up outside a camp site and just wander in and use their showers and then park on the beach with all the Scandinavians, French and Germans, skinny dipping in the middle of the night, drink wine from gallon plastic containers all for peanuts. Those were the days......

We stayed at PS4 a few years back and the Hotel next door, can't think of its name but most would know it, had a German Beer festival. We came back late one night and just sort of mingled. All the beer was free as it was on a ticket type entrance. We sat out on the wall and when a group walked back in after getting some air we just strolled in, there until 5am free booze on the Germans, Fab.

Joined Germans watching an Oom-Pah band once in Peurto de la Cruz, its was ok but the beer wasnt free. Talking of beer I hear the pub calling........Old gits night tonight, fire will be alight.

Topdog wrote:We stayed at PS4 a few years back and the Hotel next door, can't think of its name but most would know it, had a German Beer festival. We came back late one night and just sort of mingled. All the beer was free as it was on a ticket type entrance. We sat out on the wall and when a group walked back in after getting some air we just strolled in, there until 5am free booze on the Germans, Fab.

Yeah that will be the Europa Villa Cortes where Jennifer Lopez stayed they have a German bar at the side closest to PS4.

That is the one Gypsy, it was bloody brilliant.

Topdog wrote:That is the one Gypsy, it was bloody brilliant.

Looks a really nice place. This was built on the site of the old Europa wot fell down innit.

That is the gaff, everyone was out on the left side and we just sort of slid in.

Topdog wrote:That is the gaff, everyone was out on the left side and we just sort of slid in.

Yeah, well you got your towels on the seats before the Germans did!

No they were all well pissed, just went to the bar and as it was so noisy just pointed to the beer and showed 2 fingers.

You still got beer after giving them the 2 fingers??

Speaking of German beer, my local had a promotion of Furstenburg one night. You paid for a pint but got one of these glass stein glasses ( 1 litre) and got to keep the stein glass. The feckin beer was rocket fuel. I woke up the next afternoon with 7 stein glasses on the table. No idea how I got home.

DROVE YOUR ROCKET

I like the colours of that hotel,

Yeah nice Reg, stands out a mile.

I find the one on the left of the photo more interesting. Round it is. Could be a synagogue. Or develop that bit on the roof, could be a mosque. Hope its not near TRG Reg, could prove expensive......

Other end of road to TRG Vince. Stayed in that, wouldn't again. Very noisy and no AC.

Topdog wrote:Other end of road to TRG Vince. Stayed in that, wouldn't again. Very noisy and no AC.

Well not long now, so how will we recognise each other. If all the men wear pink wigs and the women arrive topless this may be a way of identification.

Can i be topless instead, Wigs make me itch

We don't want you showing us up with your Pecs. I will put a new avavtar up for 30 mins so you know how I will be dressed.

I worry about you Mary, Please dont embarrass us, I'm going to peep out of the widow to see what state your in first,
There will be spys from other places, Behave your self, Act your age-come in a wheelchair

Boxing day that, Bran tub you ave to wear what you get. I am very well behaved and will show you up with my well mannered behaviour..............Jan leave my keyboard alone.