Welcome Girls, I am Mary.
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Hi I am Mary
Topdog-
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Campbell Brodie-
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Virgin or Magdelene?
Cruella de Vil-
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Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece....
Never mind
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece....
Never mind
betty swollocks-
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Topdog wrote:Welcome Girls, I am Mary.
Must be the weekend again -
Topdog-
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Mary had a little knife
it was very blunt
when she tried
Blox
it was very blunt
when she tried
Blox
Gypsy-
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Oh Mary poems I know some of those 
Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck,
she took it round the corner to teach it how to
fry some eggs for breakfast, fry some eggs for tea
the more you eat, the more you drink the more you want to
Peter had a boat the boat began to rock
up jumped some jaws and bit off his
cocktails, ginger ales, forty cents a glass
if you don't like it shove it up your
ask no questions tell no lies
I saw a police man doing up his
flies are bad mosquitoes are worse
and this is the end of my silly little verse!
Mary had a little trike
The spokes were made of brass
Everytime the wheel went round
The spokes stuck up her .............
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often
Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck,
she took it round the corner to teach it how to
fry some eggs for breakfast, fry some eggs for tea
the more you eat, the more you drink the more you want to
Peter had a boat the boat began to rock
up jumped some jaws and bit off his
cocktails, ginger ales, forty cents a glass
if you don't like it shove it up your
ask no questions tell no lies
I saw a police man doing up his
flies are bad mosquitoes are worse
and this is the end of my silly little verse!
Mary had a little trike
The spokes were made of brass
Everytime the wheel went round
The spokes stuck up her .............
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often
Cruella de Vil-
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I bet he wishes he had started a different thread now 
betty swollocks-
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Cruella de Vil wrote:
Think he was just letting you know he has a "special " weekend name he likes to use will he is dressed up
Campbell Brodie-
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This is a traditional verse known by most Scots over the age of 50. It concerns the 4 ladies-in-waiting to Mary, (another one!) Queen of Scots. The "Me" in the verse concerns Lady Mary Hamilton who supposedly had an affair with Lord Darnley, the Queen's future hubby, and was executed because of it, though there is no historical evidence for this.
It's like an encyclopedia this forum...innit?
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Quite Contrary, 
Mermaid-
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Mary Mary quite contrary
How does your garden grow?
with silver bell and cockle shells
and pretty maids all in a row
How does your garden grow?
with silver bell and cockle shells
and pretty maids all in a row
Mcqueen-
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That immaculate conception, What a load of tosh, Straight liar
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So Mary is a Queen . :gay1: figures
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Gypsy wrote:Oh Mary poems I know some of those
Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck,
she took it round the corner to teach it how to
fry some eggs for breakfast, fry some eggs for tea
the more you eat, the more you drink the more you want to
Peter had a boat the boat began to rock
up jumped some jaws and bit off his
cocktails, ginger ales, forty cents a glass
if you don't like it shove it up your
ask no questions tell no lies
I saw a police man doing up his
flies are bad mosquitoes are worse
and this is the end of my silly little verse!
Mary had a little trike
The spokes were made of brass
Everytime the wheel went round
The spokes stuck up her .............
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often
Brilliant!
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Mary had a little Lamb
she also had a Bear
People often saw her lamb
but never saw her bare.
Mary had a little lamb
Gypsy had a pup
Cru had a crocodile
That ate the feckers up.
she also had a Bear
People often saw her lamb
but never saw her bare.
Mary had a little lamb
Gypsy had a pup
Cru had a crocodile
That ate the feckers up.
Mischief Maker-
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lr i remember that verse we used to sing it at school
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