Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests.

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Well, if someone can find what makes women tick, put it in a PM and send it to me please...

not even a bloody good watch maker knows how a woman ticks.

Women are like cars, Some are drop dead gorgeous, But they never run right, (ferrari's )Then you get Toyota's, Run forever, But bore you to tears. In between, Maybe an alfa romeo, good looking, but let you down when you least expect it, Mercedes Built well, reliable, but German, So You take a chance, on what turns you on, But, I'm frigged if i know what makes women or cars run right, The best way to deal with it, is dont try to understand any of it, You wont. it will melt your head, I have a beautifull wife, and a beautifull car, And if i got in the car and it wouldnt start, so be it, If i said something to my wife, and she blew up, So be it,
So Feck the pair of em,

That would be a shame if we have lost Thrillseeker. Sure no harm was meant, we are only men after all.........

I am also Mary.........I am on to it.

Good evening everyone how are you all .

Hi. Is it Ben or Carol or both?

Hello its Carol at the moment but Bens here as well .

Nosey you are. And you're up to 500 posts...... Congrats.

Ben&Carol wrote:Hello its Carol at the moment but Bens here as well .

We need more females posting,I feel I am out numbered sometimes..

Yeah More English than Scots........... :hang:

GOOD MORNING
Hope to see others here today. Have a good day

Morning Mm, I think we are a younger age group, All still working, Them pensioners have nothing to do, Anyway the sun is shining here, Everything will be ok,

Morning everybody, I have to go up on a roof in a while and its windy and I don't like heights. See you later (if I'm still alive!)

3rdforum wrote:Morning everybody, I have to go up on a roof in a while and its windy and I don't like heights. See you later (if I'm still alive!)

Hope you get back down safely. I'am another one who is not too happy up a ladder but sometimes a man got to do what a mans got to do. Any way I too tight to pay if you can DIY it the money can go towards better things like

Finished the job on the roof. Have another one to do on Friday. I'm actually all right once I get to the top. its the bit getting off the ladder onto the roof that gets me. I'm worse the other way round ( roof to ladder). I think I'll put up scaffolding instead from now on. It takes longer but I feel safer.

Better to feel safer than end up on the ground.

Hot air balloon and lean out.

i recognise that photo TD. Didn't you use it as an avatar before?

Mary sat in the flowers, I prefer the dog one.

Underdog wrote:Mary sat in the flowers, I prefer the dog one.

Sure Did use it before.

good morning well it is dry and today we should reach 20c whoppee. Of course down south will be scorching of course

Morning members, Like a summers day here, The cats layed outside catching some rays, What a life he has, Me, I'm off to drag an old alfa romeo Out of a garage, The Brief is get it going and mot it, then sell it, Sounds easy yes ?, Er no, The old kid has lost his marbells, the son dosnt want it moving, His wife and daughter do, So big meeting at in his garage to see whats what, The thing isnt worth much, but say old car and they thinks its the mona lisa, And they can retire on the proceeds, My Arse. Be carefull out there,

Well off out in the country for some lunch somewhere as it is a mere 27 today.
Have fun all, Reg car not worth much I will give you 30 quid for it when you have MOT then.

Hope everyone is having a great time.

Topdog wrote:Well off out in the country for some lunch somewhere as it is a mere 27 today.
Have fun all, Reg car not worth much I will give you 30 quid for it when you have MOT then.

27??? what country are you in??