Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests.

Topdog wrote:Good Morning all you good people, hope the weather is good. Have a good day and enjoy.

good morning all. have they closed this forum and nobody told me?

Morning members, Howard some of us have to work, Its ok for you with the rich wife, 5 more sleeps to you spending winter in the sun, Ok for some,

Underdog wrote:Morning members, Howard some of us have to work, Its ok for you with the rich wife, 5 more sleeps to you spending winter in the sun, Ok for some,

rich wife my arse, its her that spends all the brass,on all the kids.dont get too dirty reg.

cunningham wrote: rich wife my arse, its her that spends all the brass,on all the kids.dont get too dirty reg.

mmm, no winging women yet? that should wake em up.

Good morning everyone. I'm a little delicate today. Went to Clouseaus yesterday afternoon as it was their last day of opening. I think the dwinks were free towards the end Micky only just got home

Morning all

Hi Everybody another day of leaf clearing I expect. :Happy:

innit wrote:
Hi Everybody another day of leaf clearing I expect.

get one of them garden blowers, blow the buggers down the road, easy.

Good morning . sorry guys I have been busy cleaning. If I check on here first I don't get moving. I will be back later behave everyone.

cunningham wrote: get one of them garden blowers, blow the buggers down the road, easy.

Yeah I know the problem is he has a blower as big as a jet engine and I get them all back plus his.

You should just let nature take its course, the wind is blowing my leaves up North. Fine.

Good morning all. LR is taking me to get a bone density scan today. I have waited months for this. Hopefully it will show I do not have osteoporosis.. Looks wet and dull outside again.

Morning members, M Thats funny Janet just had one of them tests after breaking her arm so easy a few months ago, She was ok thankfully, I told her i wasnt prepared to keep picking her up every time she fell over, I had visions of her wearing two calipers etc, Anyway the suns just peeping out, Things are looking up, Hope your ok,

Perfectspecimen wrote:You should just let nature take its course, the wind is blowing my leaves up North. Fine.

just put my blower on full wellie, your bloody leaves should be back with you shortly. morning all. 4 more sleeps reg.

Morning Howard, I told Mary last night how many sleeps you had left, And to expect a visit,
He has told security not to let you in Have you got his mobile number ?, If not i'l send you it, tel louis the security man i sent you, Then ring Marys bell, Now that should be funny,
Make sure you stay hours and drink all his supplies, Also will you check the bidet is clean,

Morning all, flash floods and pissing down here. Wish I was you Howard.

3rdforum wrote:Morning all, flash floods and pissing down here. Wish I was you Howard.

so do i, my credit card bill is due, and i am just off to the dentist.

Dentists ?, Are they ready for collection then ,

Underdog wrote: Dentists ?, Are they ready for collection then ,

yep that will put a smi le on my face, be like mr edd , remember him reg?

Was that "A horse is a horse, of course, of course........." I can't remember the next line

The owner was called willbur, Mr Edd always said, Oh Willbur,

3rdforum wrote:Was that "A horse is a horse, of course, of course........." I can't remember the next line

yep the talking horse. the famous mr Edd.

Ahh, What was the talking car called about that time, It was a 1928 porter according to the song ?,
Remember cannonball ?, About a truck and its driver,

Underdog wrote:Ahh, What was the talking car called about that time, It was a 1928 porter according to the song ?,
Remember cannonball ?, About a truck and its driver,

thats my dear mother, what a load of crap that was,and feckall to do with top dogs holiday plonker. opps sorry wrong thread.

Underdog wrote:Ahh, What was the talking car called about that time, It was a 1928 porter according to the song ?,
Remember cannonball ?, About a truck and its driver,

was that not Stacey Jones and the cannonball express?