Later that day the door bell rings, There stood Greta in her thin white uniform, Come in i said, She looked a little nervous, Outside ok i says, Sure and she follows me outside, "Oh my what a fantastic view," Thankyou i said i try to look after myself, She looked a little puzzeled, I put that down to her being sweedish , Anyway i got on the massage table and let her get on with it, I could sense this was a whole different experiance for her, I could feel the power leaving me and traveling up her finger tips, She started to breathe heavy and her hands was spending a lot of time near my nether regions, The clock past 30 minutes, she didnt want to stop, It was turning into something special for her, i didnt want to burst her bubble, i let her carry on, Then later when it got dark i said "we are going out later Greta, Oh sorry she said and stopped, I got up she was excited , i could tell, Her nipples was like Transit wheel nuts, I said cover yourself up Geta, No she said, i want the world to see what magic you cast, Fair enough, How much would you like ?, Nothing she said, i have never experienced anything like that, I kissed her on the cheek, Would you like to know what it is, Oh yes please Reg, Yorkshire tea innit, I gave her a couple of tea bags, she seemed well pleased,
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Mcqueen
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The Massage
Mcqueen-
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The Massage
It all started with Manuel the life guard, I passed him on the island in the pool, "Reg he said you look a little stiff". i quickly checked my shorts ?, no everything normal there, "No he said you look worn out" Eh ?, Have a massage, woh steady on Manuel i know you do films but dont involve me in your torrid private life, No Greta he said will come to your appartment - Mmm, Ok i'l have some of that,
Later that day the door bell rings, There stood Greta in her thin white uniform, Come in i said, She looked a little nervous, Outside ok i says, Sure and she follows me outside, "Oh my what a fantastic view," Thankyou i said i try to look after myself, She looked a little puzzeled, I put that down to her being sweedish , Anyway i got on the massage table and let her get on with it, I could sense this was a whole different experiance for her, I could feel the power leaving me and traveling up her finger tips, She started to breathe heavy and her hands was spending a lot of time near my nether regions, The clock past 30 minutes, she didnt want to stop, It was turning into something special for her, i didnt want to burst her bubble, i let her carry on, Then later when it got dark i said "we are going out later Greta, Oh sorry she said and stopped, I got up she was excited , i could tell, Her nipples was like Transit wheel nuts, I said cover yourself up Geta, No she said, i want the world to see what magic you cast, Fair enough, How much would you like ?, Nothing she said, i have never experienced anything like that, I kissed her on the cheek, Would you like to know what it is, Oh yes please Reg, Yorkshire tea innit, I gave her a couple of tea bags, she seemed well pleased,
Later that day the door bell rings, There stood Greta in her thin white uniform, Come in i said, She looked a little nervous, Outside ok i says, Sure and she follows me outside, "Oh my what a fantastic view," Thankyou i said i try to look after myself, She looked a little puzzeled, I put that down to her being sweedish , Anyway i got on the massage table and let her get on with it, I could sense this was a whole different experiance for her, I could feel the power leaving me and traveling up her finger tips, She started to breathe heavy and her hands was spending a lot of time near my nether regions, The clock past 30 minutes, she didnt want to stop, It was turning into something special for her, i didnt want to burst her bubble, i let her carry on, Then later when it got dark i said "we are going out later Greta, Oh sorry she said and stopped, I got up she was excited , i could tell, Her nipples was like Transit wheel nuts, I said cover yourself up Geta, No she said, i want the world to see what magic you cast, Fair enough, How much would you like ?, Nothing she said, i have never experienced anything like that, I kissed her on the cheek, Would you like to know what it is, Oh yes please Reg, Yorkshire tea innit, I gave her a couple of tea bags, she seemed well pleased,
CaribeCelt-
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Re: The Massage
"Her nipples were like transit wheel nuts".
Oh man,I'm using that today.
Oh man,I'm using that today.
Topdog-
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Re: The Massage
Dropped then they were like cigar butts earlier.
Seen Greta nice lady
Seen Greta nice lady
Campbell Brodie-
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Re: The Massage
Mcqueen wrote:It all started with Manuel the life guard, I passed him on the island in the pool, "Reg he said you look a little stiff". i quickly checked my shorts ?, no everything normal there, "No he said you look worn out" Eh ?, Have a massage, woh steady on Manuel i know you do films but dont involve me in your torrid private life, No Greta he said will come to your appartment - Mmm, Ok i'l have some of that,
Later that day the door bell rings, There stood Greta in her thin white uniform, Come in i said, She looked a little nervous, Outside ok i says, Sure and she follows me outside, "Oh my what a fantastic view," Thankyou i said i try to look after myself, She looked a little puzzeled, I put that down to her being sweedish , Anyway i got on the massage table and let her get on with it, I could sense this was a whole different experiance for her, I could feel the power leaving me and traveling up her finger tips, She started to breathe heavy and her hands was spending a lot of time near my nether regions, The clock past 30 minutes, she didnt want to stop, It was turning into something special for her, i didnt want to burst her bubble, i let her carry on, Then later when it got dark i said "we are going out later Greta, Oh sorry she said and stopped, I got up she was excited , i could tell, Her nipples was like Transit wheel nuts, I said cover yourself up Geta, No she said, i want the world to see what magic you cast, Fair enough, How much would you like ?, Nothing she said, i have never experienced anything like that, I kissed her on the cheek, Would you like to know what it is, Oh yes please Reg, Yorkshire tea innit, I gave her a couple of tea bags, she seemed well pleased,
I'm pissing myself reading this! Brilliant Reggie boy!
Mermaid-
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Re: The Massage
I love the way Reg describes things. Reg you cheer me up and I love having met you in the flesh.(Don't tell Janet)
Mcqueen-
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Manuel just text me, What did you do to Greta, she hasnt been seen since she left your place, She was going for a lie down she told me, You see once youve had the best its all down hill, Takes some getting used to, Bit like driving a luxury car, Then you go back to a euro box, Just never the same, Poor girl, She will just have to get on with it,
Mermaid-
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Re: The Massage
you had better giver her time to recover before you go back for another massage
Topdog-
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Re: The Massage
AND ASK HER TO GET A NEW IRON.
Mermaid-
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Topdog wrote:AND ASK HER TO GET A NEW IRON.
Campbell Brodie-
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What did you do to your PC last night?Mcqueen wrote:
Mcqueen-
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Dont know, i just switched the blady thing off and went to bed, Today its really slow, i have come very close to smacking it in the F12,
Mermaid-
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Re: The Massage
calm down Reg,
Topdog-
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needs a clean up Reg plus there has been some Forumotion activity going on, which will slow things.
Has your PC been updating as this would slow you up.
Has your PC been updating as this would slow you up.
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Re: The Massage
Topdog wrote:Dropped then they were like cigar butts earlier.
Seen Greta nice lady
And what she does with that hose pipe is summat else. Someone should tell her hose pipes are not allowed, I'll let you do that.
Campbell Brodie-
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I'm logging off for a bit to do a de-frag. Haven't done one in months!
Perfectspecimen-
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Blox, you're just getting all hot at the sight of Greta!
Topdog-
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De frag........Scottish for, Boshing one out in the bog.
Perfectspecimen-
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Exactly but I didnt want to say that in front of Mermaid.
Campbell Brodie-
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Hahaha! Back again, all done...de-fragged, virus scan and cookies cache clearance. (Reg text me to make sure I was doing it right)
Topdog-
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Text from Reg to Cam. Hi Jean, Kitchens in and looks nice.
Campbell Brodie-
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Topdog wrote:Text from Reg to Cam. Hi Jean, Kitchens in and looks nice.
Pretty good, done and dusted in 2 days.
Perfectspecimen-
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Canarians have a work top with a curtain strung below and a couple of shelves. Simples.
Mcqueen-
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Not true, Half a kitchen done, Got to do electrics before next saturday, Then other half and new white ceramic twin sink that wieghs a ton to pipe up, Breakfast bar top, Then its tilling all round the backs in multi coloured tiles, Janets idea, Bit like Parque santiago round the tree's. so long way to go yet,