Just put a deposit down on a new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I said " I can't wait for the new 911" and now 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!
A devout Muslim entered a black cab in London. The Muslim asked the driver to turn off the radio because by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music, because in the time of the prophet, there was no music. The driver politely switched off the radio, stopped tha cab and opened the door. The Arab asked the driver "What are you doing?" The driver replied "In the time of the prophet, there were no taxis so feck off and wait for a camel!"