I've actually used many of these ha ha ha!!
1. I can see your point, but you're still full of sh*t
2. I don't know what you're problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside thjis special time to humiliate yourself in public
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people start to see things my way
6. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter
7. I'm out of my ind but feel free to leave a message
8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying
10. Ahhhh... I see the screwup fairy has visited us again
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers
13. I have plenty of talent and vision... I just don't give a damn
14. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth
15. I'm not being rude... you're just insignificant
16. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial
17. And your crybaby, whineyassed opinion would be?
18. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer
19. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
20. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed
21. Too many freaks, not enough circuses
22. Nice perfume - must you marinate in it?
23. Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done
24. I thought I wanted a career... turns out I just wanted a salary
25. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
1. I can see your point, but you're still full of sh*t
2. I don't know what you're problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside thjis special time to humiliate yourself in public
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people start to see things my way
6. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter
7. I'm out of my ind but feel free to leave a message
8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying
10. Ahhhh... I see the screwup fairy has visited us again
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers
13. I have plenty of talent and vision... I just don't give a damn
14. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth
15. I'm not being rude... you're just insignificant
16. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial
17. And your crybaby, whineyassed opinion would be?
18. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer
19. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
20. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed
21. Too many freaks, not enough circuses
22. Nice perfume - must you marinate in it?
23. Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done
24. I thought I wanted a career... turns out I just wanted a salary
25. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
