Tacky things to do in Tenerife

My mate Andy has published her Tacky Top 10 Things to do in Tenerife.

She includes wearing swimwear around town, having a pint with breakfast and moaning that something is cheap when you paid peanuts for it anyway.

I would add to that those who can´t last a week without getting their TV soaps and complaining they can only pick up Spanish channels on TV. They are on holiday for gods sake, get out and enjoy yourselves dont stay in watching TV.

Do you have anything to add?

Getting a wrinkled dark leather looking tan....absolutely horrible.

no way would I do any.

That looks like one of my nuts, I will explain later,

can't wait Reg

Gypsy wrote: having a pint with breakfast and moaning that something is cheap when you paid peanuts for it anyway.

Not for breakfast but 11 ish is acceptable when on holiday.


Thing that bugs me is people comparing everything holiday to home life and also comparing things with elsewhere, in that 'paid less in Benidorm' 'was cheaper in Benidorm' etc etc really whinds me up people with that approach to being somewhere.

It costs roughly half in Tenerife for a meal compared to home. It's my duty as a tight Irishman to go out every night ( and quite a lot of breakfasts and lunches). With regards to having a pint with breakfast, I've actually had pints FOR breakfast. Don't think I would manage it these days though.

Blyth Spirit wrote:
Thing that bugs me is people comparing everything holiday to home life and also comparing things with elsewhere, in that 'paid less in Benidorm' 'was cheaper in Benidorm' etc etc really whinds me up people with that approach to being somewhere.

Agree, you want to say well bugger off back to Benidorm then.