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    Can you help me with my tax return?

    Gypsy
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    Spain Female Posts : 12655
    Join date : 2011-08-14
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    Can you help me with my tax return? Empty Can you help me with my tax return?

    Post by Gypsy Tue 16 Oct 2012 - 11:07

    The Inland Revenue have sent my tax return back with a request that I amend an answer.

    In response to question four, "How many dependants do you have?"

    I replied:

    • Two million, one hundred thousand illegal immigrants
    • One million, one hundred thousand drug addicts
    • Four million, four hundred thousand unemployable scroungers
    • Nine hundred and one thousand convicts in over eighty-five prisons
    • Finally, six hundred and fifty idiots in Parliament.

    Apparently this was not an acceptable answer.

    Question is, who the HELL have I missed?
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    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30546
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 70
    Location : England
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 16 Oct 2012 - 11:10

    Thats about right tho Can you help me with my tax return? 3025408739
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 70
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 16 Oct 2012 - 12:28

    Foreign aid for a start, another few million there.
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    Cruella de Vil
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    Spain Female Posts : 3067
    Join date : 2011-08-22
    Age : 68
    Location : Somewhere in the Atlantic
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    Post by Cruella de Vil Tue 16 Oct 2012 - 14:40

    Brilliant Can you help me with my tax return? 2485877773
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Age : 65
    Location : England
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    Post by Topdog Tue 16 Oct 2012 - 18:55

    Royal family missed
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