When I was a newlywed and on our honeymoon, I decided to let my wife know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
I proceeded to take off my trousers and threw them at her. I said, "Put those on."
My wife replied, "I can't wear your trousers."
I replied, "And don't forget it! I will always wear the pants in this family!"
My wife took off her knickers and throws them at me with the same request, "Try those on!"
I replied,” I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
I was a changed man from that day to this!!!
I proceeded to take off my trousers and threw them at her. I said, "Put those on."
My wife replied, "I can't wear your trousers."
I replied, "And don't forget it! I will always wear the pants in this family!"
My wife took off her knickers and throws them at me with the same request, "Try those on!"
I replied,” I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
I was a changed man from that day to this!!!
