A grade three teacher is
giving a lesson on nutrition, and
she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast.
To add a spelling component, she asks the students to
also spell their answers.
Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg,
'E-G-G.'
'Very good,' says the teacher.
Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T.'
'Excellent.'
Johnny has his hand up, and the teacher reluctantly
calls on him.
'I had feck all,' he says, 'F-U-C-K A-L-L.'
The teacher is mortified, and scolds Johnny for his rude answer.
Later, when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the
students some rudimentary questions.
Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada. Peter is
able to tell her which ocean is off Canada 's east coast.
When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his
rude answer from the nutrition lesson, and decides to
give him a very difficult question.
'Johnny,' she asks, 'Where is the Pakistani border?'
Johnny ponders the question and finally says, 'The
Pakistani boarder is in bed with my mother.
That's why I got feck all for breakfast.'
giving a lesson on nutrition, and
she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast.
To add a spelling component, she asks the students to
also spell their answers.
Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg,
'E-G-G.'
'Very good,' says the teacher.
Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T.'
'Excellent.'
Johnny has his hand up, and the teacher reluctantly
calls on him.
'I had feck all,' he says, 'F-U-C-K A-L-L.'
The teacher is mortified, and scolds Johnny for his rude answer.
Later, when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the
students some rudimentary questions.
Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada. Peter is
able to tell her which ocean is off Canada 's east coast.
When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his
rude answer from the nutrition lesson, and decides to
give him a very difficult question.
'Johnny,' she asks, 'Where is the Pakistani border?'
Johnny ponders the question and finally says, 'The
Pakistani boarder is in bed with my mother.
That's why I got feck all for breakfast.'
