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    What are you doing today??

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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 4 Dec 2012 - 14:38

    Err, I dont think i should be included in that remark, I'm 5ft 7", What are you doing today?? - Page 5 871748619, I may look shorter because i'm a bit rotund, Now if i was a streak of piss like some then i would look positivly tall,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 4 Dec 2012 - 14:45

    3rdforum wrote:What are you doing today?? - Page 5 1207215696 What are you doing today?? - Page 5 2519755782What are you doing today?? - Page 5 2839766087 What are you doing today?? - Page 5 3442450755 What are you doing today?? - Page 5 3560214530 What are you doing today?? - Page 5 3556750539

    Nice story D. Very succinct!

    Mcqueen wrote:Err, I dont think i should be included in that remark, I'm 5ft 7", What are you doing today?? - Page 5 871748619, I may look shorter because i'm a bit rotund, Now if i was a streak of piss like some then i would look positivly tall,

    Haha! I was waiting for: "Never mind Kev, Santa will bring you some new skirting boards!". What are you doing today?? - Page 5 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 4 Dec 2012 - 14:49

    Thats got to be the funniest thing that numpty said, What are you doing today?? - Page 5 3025408739
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    Post by Gypsy Tue 4 Dec 2012 - 15:02

    Mcqueen wrote:Err, I dont think i should be included in that remark, I'm 5ft 7", What are you doing today?? - Page 5 871748619, I may look shorter because i'm a bit rotund, Now if i was a streak of piss like some then i would look positivly tall,

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    Post by Topdog Tue 4 Dec 2012 - 15:02

    pair of dumb fecks. Nice santa Gypsy. Hopefully I will have a car Gypsyo..........We are staying in some apartments round the corner.
    Give you the address later, place to Kip/shower that looks fine.
    If it ain't I know a place just close by, tie the residents up and stay there. It has a beach view.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 4 Dec 2012 - 15:08

    Gypsy wrote:
    Mcqueen wrote:Err, I dont think i should be included in that remark, I'm 5ft 7", What are you doing today?? - Page 5 871748619, I may look shorter because i'm a bit rotund, Now if i was a streak of piss like some then i would look positivly tall,

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    Oooh! I like that! I'm going to cut it out and pin it on the wall! What are you doing today?? - Page 5 3025408739
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    Post by Gypsy Tue 4 Dec 2012 - 15:25

    Topdog wrote:pair of dumb fecks. Nice santa Gypsy. Hopefully I will have a car Gypsyo..........We are staying in some apartments round the corner.
    Give you the address later, place to Kip/shower that looks fine.
    If it ain't I know a place just close by, tie the residents up and stay there. It has a beach view.

    I gotta place as well - can´t understand why I have had no reservations.

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    Post by Topdog Tue 4 Dec 2012 - 15:28

    No skirting boards
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 10:15

    We're going up the town. Doorbell has stopped working (no, it isn't the batteries) and we missed a caller last night. Have to get a new wireless-free one. Mermaid's phone has given up the ghost, so replacement required for that! Also we have a picture of wee Macie which we need to get blown up on one of those canvas screen thingies as present for her mum.
    That's after I get the frost off the car, it's got 3 days worth on it and it looks really thick. If I can get in without ripping the door seals off, I'll just start the engine and let it tick over.
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    Post by Gypsy Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 10:40

    Going to sit on the terrace of the Sea Lounge with a friend, have a dwink and maybe lunch. It looks very swish. What are you doing today?? - Page 5 526725_142868302528744_1388199906_n

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 11:01

    That does look nice! See if you can nick that turtle...it would go nicely on my mantle-piece. What are you doing today?? - Page 5 3025408739
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    Post by 3rdforum Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 11:10

    Very contemporary. Where is that??
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    Post by Blyth Spirit Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 11:26

    Very swish, Is that the Pal Mar one you were on about ?.
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 12:18

    Door bell ?, i just got a wireless one, Sounds like a Jack Russel, Maplins, What are you doing today?? - Page 5 2327103340
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    Post by Topdog Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 15:03

    More like butlins at reg house
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 15:54

    Been to the Musculorskeletol dept of the health centre, "Which bit hurts she said", "All of me" i said ???," No which joint" ?, Err "none really" "What you doing here then", Oh,?"I just do as i'm told," So i started at the begining and told her the problems i'm having, like not being able to run as fast as i could 2 years ago, Cant put my hands flat on the floor after touching my toe's.Basicly i'm not a finely tuned athlete anymore What are you doing today?? - Page 5 871748619She said "You look ok to me" I thought hey up here we go again, Must be my eyes, as soon as i start talking to them they go all sloppy, Look i said i havent time for fooling about today i want answers as to why i'm not as fit as i was, Dunno she said, Wrong insulin she said maybe, Ooo, i 'l see about that, but you didnt hear that from me she said What are you doing today?? - Page 5 2419626307,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 16:16

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    Post by Topdog Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 19:44

    Took wifey to Soton shopping and got a call whilst there to say the apartment we have booked has had a fire, gotto ry find another now.
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    Post by Gypsy Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 20:09

    Check your PMs I have sent you a few links.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 20:21

    Topdog wrote:Took wifey to Soton shopping and got a call whilst there to say the apartment we have booked has had a fire, gotto ry find another now.

    Remind me not to get on the same plane as you Kev. Bad luck mate...
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 20:28

    Fire my arse, They got more money, Thats a classic move, What are you doing today?? - Page 5 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 20:50

    Done all my wee jobs today. Got the new doorbell which came with 2 chime units, which is great 'cos the guy ringing the bell can hear the one just inside the door and we have the other one in the hall which we can hear. £40 paid to get wee Macies lovely face on a 20" X 16" canvas and we pick it up next week and have decided to give Mermaid my touchscreen, all-singing and dancing phone rather than buy a new one for silly money as I don't use the bloody thing anyway! Sorted! What are you doing today?? - Page 5 294053457
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    Post by Topdog Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 20:53

    Thanks Gypsy, don't worry they rent through Holiday lettings so if they have I will complain.
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    Post by Gypsy Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 20:56

    Don´t think you will get much joy out of holiday lettings they are just an advertising agency and take no responsibility for who uses them. Probably better off visiting the apt when you are here to check everything is OK after the 'fire'.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 21:15

    Mermaid is baby-sitting Macie as her mum and dad are away to see Kevin Bridges tonight...

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