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    Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests.

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    Scotland Male Posts : 23101
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    Age : 59

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    Post by Adam Mint Thu 18 Apr 2013 - 18:47

    Pub we do Monday quiz in changed hands about six months back, pint of lager was £3.30, went up to £3.35, then a big jump to £3.60, then last Monday night £3.70...
    Same pint (Carsberg) in local £2.50...

    Under old management prize for wining quiz was £20 pub grub voucher, and £10 one for second place, costs a quid to enter quiz so prize is costing them nothing, under new management £10 voucher for winning...
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    Perfectspecimen
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 70
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 18 Apr 2013 - 18:51

    Diabolical innit. Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. - Page 32 16779677
    And after the chancellor knocked 1p off the duty too.
    Might try the local Polish pub.......
    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Age : 69
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 18 Apr 2013 - 18:56

    slobadob...oh no, that's Bill and Ben innit.
    Mischief Maker
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    Scotland Female Posts : 896
    Join date : 2011-08-24
    Age : 40
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mischief Maker Fri 19 Apr 2013 - 3:46

    i guess it's really early morning for some of you
    i am currently sitting in my hotel room all packed ready for flight home tomorrow - well that's if the snow stops and it doesn't get delayed/cancelled
    been snowing all day currently 4-5" maybe with more to come :cry2:
    flight at 1pm/19:00BST
    Mermaid
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    Scotland Female Posts : 10439
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    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid Fri 19 Apr 2013 - 7:45

    safe trip back. Missed you
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog Fri 19 Apr 2013 - 7:52

    Morning all, sunny and cold. Hopefully we will be able to book our flights today
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    Scotland Female Posts : 10439
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    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid Fri 19 Apr 2013 - 7:54

    sunny here also.better get washing out to dry.
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    Perfectspecimen
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Age : 70
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Fri 19 Apr 2013 - 18:19

    Good evening peeps. Just been down the pub and I'm barred. Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. - Page 32 3318427985
    Good, save me a fortune.
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Age : 69
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 19 Apr 2013 - 18:22

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Good evening peeps. Just been down the pub and I'm barred. Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. - Page 32 3318427985
    Good, save me a fortune.

    Well, you had an idea you might be Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. - Page 32 3025408739... did he give a reason?
    Adam Mint
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    Scotland Male Posts : 23101
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    Age : 59

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    Post by Adam Mint Fri 19 Apr 2013 - 18:26

    Must be the season, I’m not barred but crap barmaid was on last night, she just gets on my tits as well as most of the other punters in the bar, had a bit of a drink in me (unusual that), and had had enough of her so told her what I thought, think I’m off her Christmas card list...

    What you do...

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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog Fri 19 Apr 2013 - 19:07

    just got back from mw local all is good there, now scoffing Chinese, lifes a bitch
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 70
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Fri 19 Apr 2013 - 19:34

    Its a she Cam, I know the reason, I AM A PRAT! And the pubs full of wankers too anyway. I went in and said sorry about my behaviour last Sunday, to which the reply was......'I'm surprised you could remember anyway, you have had all week to apologise, you're barred'. Hmmmm, at least we can still have a laugh on here then.
    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 19 Apr 2013 - 19:37

    Drinks cheaper in Asda anyway Vince. Buy a nice bottle of wine and give Patsy a treat! Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. - Page 32 294053457
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Fri 19 Apr 2013 - 19:52

    Pub near here few years back landlord barred 14 peeps in his first week, after three weeks he had No customers, everyone walked. Pub closed and now a Tesco express.
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 19 Apr 2013 - 20:08

    Topdog wrote:Pub near here few years back landlord barred 14 peeps in his first week, after three weeks he had No customers, everyone walked. Pub closed and now a Tesco express.

    That may have been his intention all along. Buy up a loss-making pub cheap and sell on for some profit...
    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog Fri 19 Apr 2013 - 20:14

    Just a manager, was the busiest pub round here till he took over, delivers for Iceland now
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 70
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Fri 19 Apr 2013 - 21:42

    This is the third time in my life I have been banned from a pub. The first time was for kissing, mind you I can now see how distasteful that is to older people. Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. - Page 32 3025408739 The second time was in about 1988, I moved the brick with the swan vestas in it from the mantlepiece to the bar. Oh dear oh dear, the height of anti-social behaviour then. Both these old crabs were women too. The worst about that was I lived directly opposite the pub as well. Anyway after that I used to drop in the Old Lamb on the way home, run by a nice old fellow called Jack, and you would rarely see his wife. Thats how pubs should be, a MALE domain. Only fit birds with skimpy clothes on under 20 years of age should be employed behind the bar and any older than that should be promoted to cleaning duties before the pub even opens. Grrrr Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. - Page 32 16779677
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Fri 19 Apr 2013 - 23:06

    Blox! Getting alcohol withdrawal symptoms now. Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. - Page 32 1498946960 Just found a bottle of Brandy with a bit left in it.
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    Spain Female Posts : 12655
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    Post by Gypsy Fri 19 Apr 2013 - 23:14

    I got a packet of wine gums Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests. - Page 32 838965131
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Sat 20 Apr 2013 - 7:22

    I sat in tub and finished the hobbit, whilst drinking a big glass Remy xo last night, fabulous. Morning all.
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 20 Apr 2013 - 8:27

    Morning everyone, nice sunny day up here for a change.
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Sat 20 Apr 2013 - 8:58

    Morning cam,,where be 3d
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 20 Apr 2013 - 9:09

    I don't know Kev, he wasn't too well the other night and he hasn't been on at all yesterday. Hope he's OK. We're getting ready to go out, things to do. See you later pal.
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Sat 20 Apr 2013 - 9:48

    Enjoy, loads to do here too.
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    England Male Posts : 1239
    Join date : 2011-11-22
    Age : 58
    Location : Blyth or on holiday!

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    Post by Blyth Spirit Sat 20 Apr 2013 - 10:32

    Morning all, glorious here sat in garden feeling sun on me as I type.

    Have a great weekend everyone

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