Blood transfusion...

Found this in my e-mail inbox from McQueen...


Sheik blood transfusion











An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart
surgery, but prior


to the


Surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case
the need


arises. As


The gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't
be found locally,


so,


The call went out.





Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar
blood type. The Scot


Willingly donated his blood for the Arab.





After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as
appreciation for


giving his


Blood, a new BMW, diamonds & a heap load of US
dollars.





A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to
go through a


corrective


Surgery.





His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more
than happy to donate


his


Blood again.





After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman
a thank-you card


& a


Box of Quality Street chocolates.





The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not
reciprocate his kind


gesture


As he had anticipated.





He phoned the Arab & asked him: "I thought
you would be generous


again, that


You would give me a BMW, diamonds & money...
But you only gave me a


Thank-you card & a box of Quality Street
."





To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I
now have Scottish blood


in ma


Veins".

Guess you didn´t edit or proof read before posting

Did I

ever say I

have


that


problem with


cut and


paste at times...

Adam Mint wrote:Did I

ever say I

have


that


problem with


cut and


paste at times...

Feck off you! I couldn't be arsed typing it all out again!

Thats just what i thought

If you create a word document and type a few words on it in the font etc you wish to use, then copy joke etc to it, my computer then gives you the option to either have it in feck#d up mode or change to match font etc of destination document, once converted then transfer to the forum...

Simples innit...

Yeh,

The old ones are still the best Cam.

Even

I can

do

scrolling.

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Above is snapshot of what I see when I made to copy the joke from the internet to a word document, I have to click the small box at the end of the joke, when I click the box it gives me these three options:-

Keep source formatting
Match destination formatting
Keep text only

Note, the Word document page I copy on to is set up as;- Verdana font, size 9, black print, indent and spacing’s set at zero.

If I copy the joke to the word doucument selecting “Keep source formatting” option it will look just as it did on the web page, but then if I further copy it to the forum the spacing goes all wrong, as in your joke, but if I copy it using the “Match destination formatting” the joke will appear on the word document in normal format, eg; Verdana font etc, and then if copied to the forum the spacing etc will show up ok...
Simples...

Adam thank you I understand now

Cheers Minty moo...I'll try that next time!

I’m shit at tryping, so it’s a bit necessity being the mother of invention...
:pc2:
Now you’re up to speed you can try explaining it to 3rd...

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Where there’s light there’s hope...

Well maybe not in all cases...

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Punctuation, improving...

Adam Mint wrote:If you create a word document and type a few words on it in the font etc you wish to use, then copy joke etc to it, my computer then gives you the option to either have it in feck#d up mode or change to match font etc of destination document, once converted then transfer to the forum...

Simples innit...

i knew exactly what options you meant but this is the best explanation i have ever read!

I'm still looking for that one