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    Men and romance!

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    Spain Female Posts : 12655
    Join date : 2011-08-14
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    Post by Gypsy Sun 23 Jun 2013 - 9:57

    A wife , in a romantic mood, sent her husband a text that read:

    "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me
    your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me
    a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

    The husbands reply: "I am on the toilet. Please advise."
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    Scotland Female Posts : 10439
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland
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    Post by Mermaid Sun 23 Jun 2013 - 9:58

    Men and romance! 2485877773
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    England Male Posts : 30546
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 70
    Location : England
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 23 Jun 2013 - 10:06

    Men and romance! 3025408739
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 69
    Location : Scotland
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 23 Jun 2013 - 10:21

    Heehee!
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22953
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 54
    Location : Ireland
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    Post by 3rdforum Sun 23 Jun 2013 - 11:23

    Men and romance! 3025408739
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    England Male Posts : 21262
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : England
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    Post by Topdog Sun 23 Jun 2013 - 14:40

    I pissed myself, should have joined him
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