I'm a dutchman

I met a dutchman yesterday with sat nav built into his shoes,,,
Clever clogs

Underdog wrote:I met a dutchman yesterday with sat nav built into his shoes,,,
Clever clogs

van cobbler

Load of cobblers more like, At the next roundabout take the third exit, Turn around when possible, Please shut the feck up,

Underdog wrote:Load of cobblers more like, At the next roundabout take the third exit, Turn around when possible, Please shut the feck up,

you got one of them tom toms then? i borrowed one last week to go to scarborough, i couldnt shut the bitch up.i said look bitch who is driving this fecking car me or thee?

Bloody Hell even I know my way to Scarbs.

Topdog wrote:Bloody Hell even I know my way to Scarbs.

as it happened, so did i ,had to show the bitch on the tom tom, hope she remembers .

I believe those TOM TOM narrators are Pikies, they keep wanting to turn into fields.

Scarborough would be nice if wasn't full of piss heads and chavs.

Perfectspecimen wrote:Scarborough would be nice if wasn't full of piss heads and chavs.

Try going when it's not Scottish fortnight.

Och aye....... This is the local Taxi.

Perfectspecimen wrote:Scarborough would be nice if wasn't full of piss heads and chavs.

yep they should deport them to bridlington,that would liven the weary bloody place up a bit.

Not been there, populated by people even older than us then is it?

Perfectspecimen wrote:Not been there, populated by people even older than us then is it?

if the world had piles,they would be in bridlington.

Full of dhss now that holiday makers dont use the b&b's,

Underdog wrote:Full of dhss now that holiday makers dont use the b&b's,

is it where you went for wakes week as a youngster reg? we went to blackpool.

Went to brid a lot when the kids was young, Stayed in sewerby village, either walked into town or took the cliff top train, Nearly bought a cottage in sewerby when i was 28ish, The ship inn on a night time, Fish and chip supper, But something got in the way, Great days though,

Underdog wrote:Went to brid a lot when the kids was young, Stayed in sewerby village, either walked into town or took the cliff top train, Nearly bought a cottage in sewerby when i was 28ish, The ship inn on a night time, Fish and chip supper, But something got in the way, Great days though,

i did notice the ship inn

Perfectspecimen wrote:Scarborough would be nice if wasn't full of piss heads and chavs.

Howard is back home, so just the Chav's left now.

Topdog wrote:

Perfectspecimen wrote:Scarborough would be nice if wasn't full of piss heads and chavs.

Howard is back home, so just the Chav's left now.

had a good session on the monday in scarbourogh wetherspoons, guiness at £1.99 a pint.

Weatherspoons, funny place some are disgusting and others are fabulous, always cheap beer though

Topdog wrote:Weatherspoons, funny place some are disgusting and others are fabulous, always cheap beer though

you are right there.the one in scarborough was ok. the one in brid was rough.

Went to a fab one in Luton once. Flying out for a cruise and stayed the night in Luton town centre. There is one in Brum that is good for a curry, well it would be wouldn't it.