PS v UD

I have just been reading posts by Perfectspecimen and Underdog and found them particularly funny. So I came up with this - No offence is meant to either hence placing it in the just for fun section. :Not me Guv:


When Vince goes on vacation
He goes to Golf del Sur
For rest and relaxation
I’m sure you will concur

Most days you’ll find him in a blur
He blames the euro beer
He wants to chat the ladies up
He tells us without fear

But do they respond to his line
Of chat up, I fear not
They shout F off you little swine
You think you’re some big shot

Now if it was old Under Dog
The story end would differ
He is the real babe magnet
A Steve McQueen dead ringer

So with the ladies to stand a chance
Forget about the mirror
Just have charm and chat and real romance
You’re bound to be a winner.

When i first met you i thought , She's a smart cookie, And none too shabby looking, I'l put her on a back burner for later on When i'm a rodregious, I think thats how you spell a man on his own in tenerife, A nice spanish lass called me one, I asked what i meant, One of her eyebrows went up as she told me, I thought i i there a green light, but i was busy,
So your right again Queenie, I should write a book - How to talk shite full time

I love it Queenie,

Ahhh.......How nice Queenie, nobody has ever written a poem about me before.

Of course some of it is true but I dont 'chat up' the ladies, talk to them yes. Except if they REALLY take my fancy, under 20 and under 20 stone. Then I've got no chance anyway. Having said that my daughter is married to a 70 year old.............

Perfectspecimen wrote:Ahhh....... Having said that my daughter is married to a 70 year old.............

Sounds good to me - is he rich, has she got plenty of life insurance on him and is she going to polish the stairs and gently help him on his way down

Lovely poem Palm Airs...

Gypsy your comments has made me laugh. My mum always said those very comments

No she wouldnt do that ,she is a nice person, like me. He is nice too, runs a little tourist firm, they have 4 kids together, he has 13.......Had the snip last year so thats his lot. Bet he out lives me, until last year both his parents were still alive!

Great Poem Queenie, you should be TV, obviously Crimewatch.
So a NEW STICKY, QUEENIES POEM OF THE WEEK.

Oh Steve McQueen where have you been, Your eye's are blue and reggies too, He hasnt been seen, He's had the flu, Now he's back, but you wont be too, Piggin el,

, I wondered lonely as a cloud, i bet you did with shite like that,

Reg and Vince they like to Mince
So I invited them to Brighton
Reg pulled and pissed was Vince
just thought I would shed some light on.

Thats crap Mary, and you know it,

Truth hurts sweetheart, anyway Queenie is our resident Poet and good at it she is.

Mary wrote a little poem

It certainly was crap

You mention mincing

To us once more

You'll get an effing slap.

When your mates are big enuff
You can come and slap
until that day happens
you mince, I will talk crap.

Dont give up the day job eh Kev.

Take no notice Vince, Anybody talking about him ? NO

How much has he paid for that new friend in his avatar?

Inflatable innit

I won't give it up, being made redundant Vince, no choice.

Yeh, he looks well puffed out.

Go on then Kev, spill.

Spill what.

About your redundancy. Does this mean retirement and swallowing?

Hopefully, semi retirement as have a small interest to run. Will have to maybe take a little job until the Foster boys decide to up sticks, (17 and 18 now), also see what happens with wifey's Dad. These are not issues though as will just do a month at a time. Will swallow when family allows though.