I was out for a few beers on Friday and when I got home I was starving, there was not much in the way of food in the fridge or the cupboards so I made myself a sandwich and headed off to bed. On Saturday morning Mrs H enquired if I enjoyed my night out, asked if I'd had a few drinks and had the munchies when I got home. She asked me if I enjoyed my sandwich so I told her the truth, it was horrible, I asked here where the hell she had bought the crab paste from, she replied ......................
The pharmacy
The pharmacy