What are you doing today??

  What an infliction  

3 rows in front of me were the three ugliest birds ever, one even had a mole on her top lip.   
I have a low boredom threshold, one day I will get banned...........
Just read BBC News page. The only news is about sleezey polititians and sleezey celebrities. One item stood out; Suffolk prisoner caught with pet rabbit. WTF????? Oh, and Murrays out already.

Little squeaky voice on the phone last night " Grandy can you come to see my assembly in the morning, between 9 & 9,30, my mummy's got to work" Well you cant say no can you, so thats where i'm off this morning,  

Mcqueen wrote:Little squeaky voice on the phone last night " Grandy can you come to see my assembly in the morning, between 9 & 9,30, my mummy's got to work" Well you cant say no can you, so thats where i'm off this morning,  

aww that is lovely. Bet you were very proud of her

Well a bit running round for me today then Im gonna stick a new radio antenna up on the side of the house, Im sure the wife will be thrilled when she gets home  

Mermaid wrote:

Mcqueen wrote:Little squeaky voice on the phone last night " Grandy can you come to see my assembly in the morning, between 9 & 9,30, my mummy's got to work" Well you cant say no can you, so thats where i'm off this morning,  

aww that is lovely. Bet you were very proud of her

I were filling up    Got a great sellfie after,
 I will see if i can get it out of my phone and on to here,  

you are a softie  

Reflecting on what could have been...

Was the first round of the pool leagues individuals tournament last night, I was drawn to play a guy called Ray, I know the guy and have often played him in the pub, we're about evenly matched, we were drawn to play in the Snooker Club, they've also got a pool team in the league, leading it at the moment they are, anyway there were four matches drawn to be played there last night, each match is best of three games, we were drawn to play third, plus had met earlier about seven in another pub for a pool league meeting (booze up), so by the time it came to play my match I was well topped up, in fairness so was Ray,,, I broke in the first frame, nothing down but left all the yellows in good positions, Ray starts plonking them in, it's looking like I'm going to get seven balled, but no he misses one, I draw it back a bit with a lot of snookers, but get beat with two balls left on the table... Second game Ray breaks, gets a yellow in, then knocks about another four in, I'm on the back foot again, never realy got back in to it, he beats me with still four balls on the table...
Oh well, there's allways next year...
But looking on the bright side, I did win the toss to break first...

 

Pool...a good drinking session fecked!  

Not when you do it like this, just swap the darts for a pool cue...


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I used to play a bit, then the eyes must have gone because all of a sudden i was crap,
I dont bother anymore  

Didn't touch a pool cue all holiday, hoped to get a game or two in before the pool meeting, but meeting started before it was my turn to play, so tournament match was first time I'd had my cue in my hand for three weeks..........

Got an invite to the new Bahia Beach Bar in Palm Mar, so will be off in a mo.  Dress code have to wear white and/or red.  It looks fab but very very expensive.  With beer €4 a pint shandy €5 and a burger €11 plus a sunbed is €35 OMG.

I will take photos providing this cloud lifts.  Miserable here tonight.  

This morning I was playing boats at Wells   
This afternoon I cut the grass   
This evening I will finish cutting the grass. Just stopped for a cuppa  
Its a rather warm 25 degrees outside............

Adam Mint wrote:

Mcqueen wrote:3]]Fool, should have done all your washing in CO-15 and brought it back clean,[/b]
Headingley in chaos today, Mums and dads dropping off the kids to fend for themselves for the first time in there lives, I have been bombing around in the MG and getting snapped everytime i stopped, good job i combed my head this morning    Went past mine and the new 5 were taking selfies outside the front door,   ,
 Great atmosphere today, almost like the front on Vista Sur, Not  

  What,,, washing machine noise while on holiday,,, I need a drink,,, no, no, no...

She had it on once, much against my wishes, spilt sangria down one of her favourite tops, makes to put it in machine, but man knows best, I say hand wash, she did,,, next day it went in the machine...
I    ...

Got to say, we walk in to apartment, comments from both of us much the same, mmmm nice,,, then "Oh, it's got a washing machine",,,,,, Women,,, fly them halfway around the world and the thing that gets the reaction, a feckin washing machine...
  

See if we get the same reaction when she opens her next Christmas present, she been on about getting a new iron for ages..........

At Annie's, few friends round, been watching the match, I overhere girls conversation, "It had a washing machine",,, arghhhhhh,,,,,,,, WTF.............. Women...

Went to Screwfix in Wisbech today, they were moaning because some drills on display had gone missing, only one left. Guy says when we sell that we wont put any more out.... SELL???    On my way out I noticed a pile of motor lawnmowers in boxes next to the door. Luckily for them I already have one. Then next door to Lidl to stock up on £2.99 Sherry. Full of Eastern Europeans with large pockets.............

sherry

Blair

Oops, wrong thread...

You just been sick Minty

When Lexie went home i got the MG out and went for a bez round Harrogate Skipton and Otley   Blady bikes still all over the place,   
Got 3 of the kents but a lot of Dibble hanging about doing nothing,
 Dont know how much today cost   

Watched a TV program the other night, was about a police area being inspected by the goverment department in doing such things, head cops ment to be shitting himself about inspection, telling the plod to get results and be efficient, so why we see the lazy fecker standing around doing feck all all the time...
I ain't against them, but they do themselfs no favours, get the cu#ts that are fuc#ing up our society and leave the punters who are paying your feckin wages alone...

Yeah but Minty its all about payment results, so many of the ones feckin up have no money or brilliant lawyers to hide it, or get them off (apart from Rolf). The tax payers with a hard earned motor or some nice furniture and a few reddies can pay a fine and don´t want hassle or it in the papers, so easy dollar, good results.

On the program I mention, one of the areas the force had bad figures in was car crime, the main reason for the high figures was down to one guy, (basically a kid),  he would regularly break in to a dozen or so cars a day, so the force set out to catch him, they know who he is cos he's been arrested umpteen times for it, sure enough they catch him, appears in court, micky mouse fine and is out breaking in to cars the next day again so their crime figures are through the roof again, absolute farce...

Gardening done, then the shopping, baked an upside down cake and Jim wanted some scones.  Roasted cheap chicken and cooked off minced beef and a pan of rice then prepared dinner for the dogs for the next 7 days and now going to sit and see what is happening in cyber space.