What are you doing today??

Mcqueen wrote:Leeds festival is on so my lad has been working (Taxi), 10 trips is about £250 i think,
He stopped at a garage to get a bottle of water and when he came out some bassa had kicked his door mirror off, looking at it i recon about £200, electric folding with the indicator in and colour coded,
The sooner we are issued with hand guns the better   Sometimes i want to scream

You think you've got problems, Annie's away, and what we got in Manchester, feckin Gay Pride weekend, my arse...

mmmm, maybe the wrong choice of words there...

Fill yer boots Minty, wasn´t sure like when we met Hun. xxxxx

Watching the Great Escape.  David McCallum has just been shot - bloody waste all that work making the suit.  James Garner just about to fly himself and Donald Pleasence into Switzerland and that bloody McQueen playing silly beggers on a bike.

Programe on Quest soon, I am Steve McQueen, Cant see how that can be but i will watch it   
29th August i think,

Still a great film.  Really enjoyed it then looked at the box it wa made 51 years ago !!!

Reg was only 25

9    I was at ST Georges C of E school, they tried to brain wash me with religion,

I learnt Feck all at that School  
I remember getting twatted for humming the Great escape tune, I let the kents tyres down later

This:-



Local pub builds a stage in its car park and puts on live bands, today and tomorrow, I'm a bit late, plan last night was to meet in a pub in town, watch the Grand Prix, then head up to the Angel, didn't happen for me, just woke up...
Oh, this is the event where last year the guy who thought he was Liam Gallagher walked in to my fist a few times, they're performing again this year, the guy who organises the event, Moz, hence it being called Mozfest, requested of me last night not to twat the twat, well at least not until he'd finished his performance, mmm, we'll see...

Twat him, just for the hell of it    And if he comes back again, twat him.

Incident happened on first day of the event last year, went back in to bar on second day of event, my mate James is in the bar, he plays guitar in the twats band, I say to him sorry about last night, he says forget it we all saw what happened, the guys (the band) thought it was brilliant, we've all wanted to twat him at one time or another, bought me a pint...

Did the ice bucket challenge this evening

3rdforum wrote:Did the ice bucket challenge this evening

  Blimey, Heart attack stuff  

Yep. It was a chilly evening here as well. Don't know how to put the video up. Its not a youtube video.

Mcqueen wrote:Programe on Quest soon, I am Steve McQueen, Cant see how that can be but i will watch it   
29th August i think,

I was gonna mention that Reg, so you know. I watch Quest too, blokes TV. James May is on now, an anorak in an anorak.    Still, beats Eastenders.........

Mighty ships    Overhauled, Top programes,

Oops, sorry Dermot, stole your thread there, Well done, for a good cause innit    

When creating a third drive next door i left a border with plants and all that blox to break it up,
Well the border is going so i have been digging it out most of the day, I'm knackered now,
I'm putting a membrane down with gravel on top, Feck the greenery   ,   Plants

2 indesit washing machines I have, both the same like. Loads of spares. Well they are both fecked now, PCB on both has fault. Over 100 quid for a new PCB, nah. Just bid on a Bosch machine, German I guess, the one to have is a Miele, German of course. Even second hand ones are outside my budget.    Washboard and a wrangle, thats the answer. Or move to the banks of the Ganges.

Evening all, went to Stefan Dee´s place, The Soul Lodge for a roast dinner. Very pleasant surprize, Cy Benson and David Salmon knocking out some tunes and the grub was excellent. Home-made Mushroom soup, roast with 5 fresh veg and home-made apple crumble, well done Soul Lodge.  

Twice as nice then........ I now have Opera as my browser, twice as quick as Chrome and actually works without having a tizzy after 10 minutes, well on most sites anyway. Just tried Ryanair, not working. Probably a good thing, who needs surly staff when you're off on yer jollys?

Perfectspecimen wrote:2 indesit washing machines I have, both the same like. Loads of spares. Well they are both fecked now, PCB on both has fault. Over 100 quid for a new PCB, nah. Just bid on a Bosch machine, German I guess, the one to have is a Miele, German of course. Even second hand ones are outside my budget.    Washboard and a wrangle, thats the answer. Or move to the banks of the Ganges.

Haha, its called a fecking MANGLE not a wrangle. 
Thanks to Al Murray the pub landlord who mentioned one on his show tonight. Small World innit.   
2am, Adam will be on soon for the night shift. The ciders making me sleepy now...........

2am, is that a new member...

Morning all, RYANAIR, whats all that shite about getting people to clap when they land. Ryanair have just landed 6 minutes early, no you fecking haven´t you put the flight time as 4hours 55mins..................twats

Riddles,
Bosch are student proof so they must be good Ours in on twice a day at least,

Mine appears to be working on programme 9 but you still have to turn the knob to make it rinse and spin. Some other buggers bid on it now, its gone up to £13. 

New ones are like cars now, they plug the laptop in and it tells the engineer what to change,
Same with my bosch gas boiler , I could do with a Doctor like that,
my lot just make it up as they go along, 5 a day my arse, latest one said avoid fruit,
too much sugar in it,

Wish somebody would come up with an injection and avoid eating altogether,