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BobMac-
Posts : 517
Join date : 2012-03-22
Age : 78
Location : Chelmsford
Adam Mint-
- Posts : 23101
Join date : 2011-10-07
Age : 59
Adam says, that's a load of balls...
Campbell Brodie-
- Posts : 59106
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 69
Location : Scotland
Clever ...and true! 
3rdforum-
Posts : 22953
Join date : 2011-08-30
Age : 54
Location : Ireland
One of the lads in my flat was pissed one night and had fallen asleep in the chair. Another fella said "Do you want to see something really funny?". He sprayed zippo lighter fluid on yer man's crotch and set fire to it. He then woke him up. What followed was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Yer man woke up, saw his balls were on fire, blinked a couple of times, then jumped up and started slapping himself in the nuts trying to put out the flames. 
After a few seconds he grabbed a cushion and jammed it against his balls to smother the fire. The feckin tears were flowing down my face!! When he checked, there wasn't a trace of the fire on his jeans. The lad that sprayed it showed us a trick. He sprayed the fluid very quickly on his bare arm and lit it. The flames burned for a few seconds but his skin was untouched. Very impressive but I wouldn't do it myself!
After a few seconds he grabbed a cushion and jammed it against his balls to smother the fire. The feckin tears were flowing down my face!! When he checked, there wasn't a trace of the fire on his jeans. The lad that sprayed it showed us a trick. He sprayed the fluid very quickly on his bare arm and lit it. The flames burned for a few seconds but his skin was untouched. Very impressive but I wouldn't do it myself!
Mcqueen-
Posts : 30546
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 70
Location : England
We didnt feck about we used semtex 
Messy
Messy
Campbell Brodie-
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Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 69
Location : Scotland
