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    Can I join the club now please ?

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    England Male Posts : 1361
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    Post by Jimandsi Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 18:56

    cunningham wrote: Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 2219006651 Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 811500621 to the club jim. good afternoon all. just paid 40 bloody euroes to get online for a month. robbing bastardos.looks like rain here,just off for a walk before it does .catch you later.Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 1293356558

    Hi H,

    I forgot to wish you Bon Voyage mate - hope you have a good 'un.

    Give everyone my best wishes. Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 294053457
    Perfectspecimen
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 70
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 19:32

    Thats just a smidgin over a quid per day Howard, make sure you get your moneys worth. You know it makes sense. Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 811500621 Welcome back.
    innit
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    Post by innit Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 22:02

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Thats just a smidgin over a quid per day Howard, make sure you get your moneys worth. You know it makes sense. Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 811500621 Welcome back.

    Thats more than a pint. Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 2419626307 Be careful Howard on how you spend that winter fuel allowance don't go and waste it.
    cunningham
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    Wales Male Posts : 3211
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 70
    Location : in the dog house

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    Post by cunningham Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 22:36

    Underdog wrote:Howard, Stop throwing your money about, If you sit in reception on TRG its free, Plus nice cosy sofa's to sit on, Bar to get a drink, Sit and watch the world go by.
    Kev was at the airport at 2,30, So dont know if he will be back to log on today, Plus he will have a lot of ironing to do, And Janet might not let him,
    evening reg , i dont think sitting on them comfi sofas in TRG reception in my string y fronts would go down to well.so i will make do in the comfort of our balcony.just passed your place, got the bus to porto colon,had a meal at gran paella and walked back to los cris.not many tourists about, but plenty of locals eating out,its a holy day here reg,i didnt think you would know that.a lot of big family groups.we didn't get the rain after all just a few spots.big day tomorrow trip to mercadona.been rough all day,i think cru spiked my darada yesterday.stands a bit of watching that one.Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 3025408739
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    Wales Male Posts : 3211
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    Post by cunningham Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 22:43

    Jimandsi wrote:
    cunningham wrote: Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 2219006651 Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 811500621 to the club jim. good afternoon all. just paid 40 bloody euroes to get online for a month. robbing bastardos.looks like rain here,just off for a walk before it does .catch you later.Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 1293356558

    Hi H,

    I forgot to wish you Bon Voyage mate - hope you have a good 'un.

    Give everyone my best wishes. Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 294053457
    ok mate, i will go round the estate agents first thing in the morning , i promice.Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 3077217049
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 22:46

    Hi Howard. Mercadona ?, I would rather cut my wrists, El Camison one ?, Watch your pockets, Err, I dont know where the milk is before you ask, Nice little pavement cafe outside there, I sit there while Janet go's in the furniture come cushions and picture shop, Then i drag her round the DIY under CC abora, Well you always need a bulb plug screws wotsits,
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 22:52

    8 sleeps Reg, wheres that Kev.
    cunningham
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    Wales Male Posts : 3211
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    Post by cunningham Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 22:59

    Perfectspecimen wrote:8 sleeps Reg, wheres that Kev.
    evening vince, are you staying on the golf again? ben and carrol are going there saturday, would be good for a meet up.you up for it?
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    Post by cunningham Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 23:02

    Perfectspecimen wrote:8 sleeps Reg, wheres that Kev.
    good question. could not get him on his phone. i asked every bloke i saw with a pony tail, is your name mary, sporting a couple of shiners now.Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 1498946960
    Perfectspecimen
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 23:04

    Saturday the 12th I will be there. I will have to check the diary.......:study: Yes, I have a window.......
    cunningham
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    Post by cunningham Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 23:13

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Saturday the 12th I will be there. I will have to check the diary.......:study: Yes, I have a window.......
    your local the sundowner,top of the division two darts league.do you play?
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 23:16

    Perfectspecimen wrote:8 sleeps Reg, wheres that Kev.
    Kev will be doing housework, Shut the feck up about sleeps, Meet with Howard and show him how to drink,
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 23:18

    If I throw three darts one will miss entirely. They are doing nicely, got relegated last year but they have some good players back.
    cunningham
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    Wales Male Posts : 3211
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    Post by cunningham Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 23:25

    Perfectspecimen wrote:If I throw three darts one will miss entirely. They are doing nicely, got relegated last year but they have some good players back.
    mmm, i miss with two.
    cunningham
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    Wales Male Posts : 3211
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    Post by cunningham Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 23:27

    Underdog wrote:
    Kev will be doing housework, Shut the feck up about sleeps, Meet with Howard and show him how to drink,
    nob off reg you cant teach an old dog new tricks.Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 506932706
    Perfectspecimen
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 23:30

    Useless we are, they asked me to play once I said you must be joking. And if they get 100 everytime I will be fine with that chalking........
    Perfectspecimen
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 23:32

    Its Reg that needs drinking lessons, I just need to be told when to stop!
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 23:35

    Mummy says its bedtime so I will see you tomorrow. Pm me your number H and I will ring you when I get over. Goodnight.
    cunningham
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    Post by cunningham Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 23:41

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Mummy says its bedtime so I will see you tomorrow. Pm me your number H and I will ring you when I get over. Goodnight.
    rodger.nite vince and lurkers.all day tomorrow not touched yet.
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    Post by Topdog Wed 2 Nov 2011 - 0:15

    Yep, Back and did pay Estate agent a visit, bloody hilarious will pm JImbo and make his day.
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 2 Nov 2011 - 9:33

    Topdog wrote:Yep, Back and did pay Estate agent a visit, bloody hilarious will pm JImbo and make his day.
    Err, I'l have a pm on what happened too please,
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    Post by Topdog Wed 2 Nov 2011 - 9:51

    YOU ALREADY HAD IT BY TEXT, WALLY.
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 2 Nov 2011 - 11:31

    Oh, That was it, Thought there was more, Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 755705644
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    Post by Jimandsi Wed 2 Nov 2011 - 12:06


    Where are the poodles by the way, I haven't seen either of them for a couple of days.

    Probably walking the streets giving out scratch cards again !

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    cunningham
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    Post by cunningham Wed 2 Nov 2011 - 12:19

    Jimandsi wrote:
    Where are the poodles by the way, I haven't seen either of them for a couple of days.

    Probably walking the streets giving out scratch cards again !

    Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 3025408739 Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 3025408739 Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 3025408739 Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 3025408739 Can I join the club now please ? - Page 3 3025408739
    yes they are, just seen them outside palm beach.also pr'ing by nightCan I join the club now please ? - Page 3 3025408739

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