What Culinary Delight did you have for your tea tonight?

Perfectspecimen wrote:Sally Webster.

was it hell it was that other woman he hired to stich carla up,i think but i dont realy watch it i listen to what the wife is talking about on the phone. are you on your own tonight vince or fornicating with stella again?

I said to Janet "Whats that smell" She said "I cant smell anything" I said "Neither can i get the fecking tea on"
Chic Ken Pasta. 6/10

2 fillets of whiting and half a saucepan of frozen veg. I should have thrown an old pair of boots in the pot. It would have tasted better. 2/10

Sausage casserole, but not home made. 5/10

Mmm, Janet buys aunt Bessie's toad in the hole, Bit suspect too,

Quiche.

I had Cauly cheese with a roll. It was a brought meal not home made

I'll give that quiche a 9plus then, succinct and to the point.

Perfectspecimen wrote:I'll give that quiche a 9plus then, succinct and to the point.

What sort of quiche was it? You can't just say I had quiche, was it cheese or egg or a mixture? C'mon 'fess up!

Lauren i bet

Flour, water, salt. Filling; bacon, onion, egg, milk, mushrooms, cheese, and a sprinkling of paprika on the top. Served with baked beans and coleslaw. Yes, I did make it myself, the ones you buy in the shop are just tasteless crap.

Perfectspecimen wrote:Flour, water, salt. Filling; bacon, onion, egg, milk, mushrooms, cheese, and a sprinkling of paprika on the top. Served with baked beans and coleslaw. Yes, I did make it myself, the ones you buy in the shop are just tasteless crap.

I'm getting hungry now and it's time for bed...

Sneak a cream egg under the sheets, Dont spill any though, Or there will be questions, Nothing worse than skid marks on the sheets, You say chocolate they just dont believe you,

Mermaid's making Chips, cold meat (roast pork and ham), baby cherry tomatoes and beans. One slice of plain Scottish bread (tasty) and a glass of milk to keep me bones right!

Janets off for a haircut, wont be back until 6,30, I'll be the shadow of mi former self, A skeleton layed out on the dining room floor, Probably fall through the cracks in the floor boards, i just hope she can live with herself knowing that she neglected me when i'm already on thin ice health wise, I'm wasting away i tell you,

Mcqueen wrote:Janets off for a haircut, wont be back until 6,30, I'll be the shadow of mi former self, A skeleton layed out on the dining room floor, Probably fall through the cracks in the floor boards, i just hope she can live with herself knowing that she neglected me when i'm already on thin ice health wise, I'm wasting away i tell you,

Go nick a biccy out the tin...

Cam, No such thing as one biccy, In that area is scones, apple pies, Penguins, Rocky's, Ginger nuts, Digestives , All begging to be eaten, If i wiff any of them i'm doomed. ,Will power thats what i need lots of,

Aw, man...that's not right having to ignore biccies and cakes and stuff. If it's any consolation, I don't like tripe!

I'll swap you your apple pie for my sprouts and pigs trotters

I will have the Scones

SHUT UP, Lads - You know when you shut your eyes and a semi naked female is running along the beach with her arms out to you, Well I shut mine and see a buttered scone and two jaffa cakes, I may end my life sooner than later,

I'm having a cup of coffee with 2 chocolate digestive biccies...

The Lone Ranger wrote:I'm having a cup of coffee with 2 chocolate digestive biccies...

Mcqueen wrote:

The Lone Ranger wrote:I'm having a cup of coffee with 2 chocolate digestive biccies...

Sorry Reg...

Chips 10/10