Christmas mirth

could have at least got their tits out

Was there two of them did somebody say...

Yeah, I only saw one as well!

I liked the fat guy on the diving board!

The Lone Ranger wrote:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-35129463

You couldn't make it up,,, oh, wait a mo, they are...

She died 1997 but healed a guy in 2008...

Now that is a feckin miracle...

3rdforum wrote:

The Lone Ranger wrote:I liked the fat guy on the diving board!

The one with the guy on the high springboard reminds me of my mate, we would have been in our late teens, every Sunday we would go to the Commenwelth Pool in Edinburgh, it had a separate diving pool to the side of the main pool, mates on the high springboard giving it big showing off to some totty, he's bouncing like fu#k getting higher and higher, I'm thinking this is going to go tits up, sure enough it did, as he came down his right foot missed the board, the inside of his right leg scrapes all the way down the side of the board untill his groin hits the board, ouch, then it's the turn of the inside of his left leg to get it as he exits the board cartwheeling in to the water,,, 10/10 on the fu#k up score cards, 0/10 on the impress the totty score cards, no skin on the inside of either leg and a pair of throbbing nuts,,, wanker...
Still laugh to this day thinking about it...

The one with the fat bird going over the motorbike handlebars, going back to my motocross days I hit a double bump, the bumps being about the same height of the one in the video, I'm travelling at a fair speed, as my rear wheel hits the second bump the rear suspension hadn't had time to recover from the first bump, the suspension bottoms out, this causes the rear of the bike to shoot up in to the air catapulting me over the handlebars at a fair rate of knots, I hit the ground head first, felt as if I'd broken my neck, I then proceed to dig a trench in the ground about twenty feet long with my head until I came to a stop sitting upright facing back the way I had just come from, I had just enough time to think "Jees I'm lucky I didn't break my heck there", then thump,,, my own feckin bike ran in to me, it had kept upright travelling roughly at the same speed I exited it,,, I've still got the word Dunlop imprinted on my chest to remind me of the event...

I've dived off the high board in the Commonwealth pool. Didn't look too bad until you got up there. Today's tip: Hold your breath just before hitting the water, not when you first jump off...

Adam Mint wrote:

3rdforum wrote:

The Lone Ranger wrote:I liked the fat guy on the diving board!

The one with the guy on the high springboard reminds me of my mate, we would have been in our late teens, every Sunday we would go to the Commenwelth Pool in Edinburgh, it had a separate diving pool to the side of the main pool, mates on the high springboard giving it big showing off to some totty, he's bouncing like fu#k getting higher and higher, I'm thinking this is going to go tits up, sure enough it did, as he came down his right foot missed the board, the inside of his right leg scrapes all the way down the side of the board untill his groin hits the board, ouch, then it's the turn of the inside of his left leg to get it as he exits the board cartwheeling in to the water,,, 10/10 on the fu#k up score cards, 0/10 on the impress the totty score cards, no skin on the inside of either leg and a pair of throbbing nuts,,, wanker...
Still laugh to this day thinking about it...

The one with the fat bird going over the motorbike handlebars, going back to my motocross days I hit a double bump, the bumps being about the same height of the one in the video, I'm travelling at a fair speed, as my rear wheel hits the second bump the rear suspension hadn't had time to recover from the first bump, the suspension bottoms out, this causes the rear of the bike to shoot up in to the air catapulting me over the handlebars at a fair rate of knots, I hit the ground head first, felt as if I'd broken my neck, I then proceed to dig a trench in the ground about twenty feet long with my head until I came to a stop sitting upright facing back the way I had just come from, I had just enough time to think "Jees I'm lucky I didn't break my heck there", then thump,,, my own feckin bike ran in to me, it had kept upright travelling roughly at the same speed I exited it,,, I've still got the word Dunlop imprinted on my chest to remind me of the event...

Why? Is it so high, you run out of breath before hitting the water?

Nah, just he was screaming all the way down...

Elf carrying man.

The Lone Ranger wrote:I've dived off the high board in the Commonwealth pool. Didn't look too bad until you got up there. Today's tip: Hold your breath just before hitting the water, not when you first jump off...

Here's the feckin' thing, you run out of breath before you reach the water!

Got me laughing again that has, just got a flashback of my mates magical dive...

4 candles...

  very good!

My mate turned up at the quiz one night with a t-shirt on with that on it, we're all laughing except Annie, she didn't get it, she'd never seen the sketch,,, one of the bunch downloaded it on their phone and we all watched it, still funny as hell today as it was back then...

"Got any 'ose?"

And there was me just starting to buy in to it................

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35120965

Saw Yvonne Elliman in one of them photos. (Original "Jesus Christ Superstar" film). I liked it!