NHS efficiency.

Might have spelt thet wrong.   No spellcheck on Firefox. Anyway got a strange letter this morning...... Appointment 13/6......... This appointment has been made so that you can be assessed by by a nurse practitioner to see if it is possible to let you go home on the day of your operation.   What fecking operation? First I have heard of it. Something to do with my ears I know that much. Trouble is I will be off to Tenerife following day. How can I cancel an operation I know nowt about? Only saw the consultant about a couple of weeks ago max and he said it would be a couple of months or so. Feck knows whats going on. I certainly dont want to piss off NHS by not turning up but Jeez, give me some fecking notice. Oh and not on 23/6 either please, I have some voting to do..........

Got another appointment for 28/6. This one is for eyes, they fecked up the last one so I have to do it again but now instead of Wisbech where I went before this one I have to slap 25+ miles to Kings Lynn. Not supposed to drive either....... Fecking long walk then. Wasnt supposed to drive for the last one but hid car in ASDA car park, 500m walk, managed that without bumping into any lamp posts and then drove home perfectly normal, perhaps its just a warning for women then?     In case they have to do any parking........... Hmmm, talking of parking I managed to rip the corner off my front bumper whilst reversing into my back yard today. Now it matches the back one.