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My mate, who you have met Cam for years had a Kylie Minogue calendar, pride of place on his wall it was, strange thing was all you could see was January, he'd glued all the other months together for some reason...
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Us blokes should sell it as Glue better than the shite most places sell. "whip us up some glue luv", "sorry darling got me handsfull, help yourself"
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No, not at all. That Glue you buy is shite.
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Yip Bostic it is...
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I FEEL LIKE FISH FOR DINNERCampbell Brodie wrote:
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bends any further news will be shite
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So, the slot at the back is that where you slot the plates in for washing...
This took me back to Billy Connollys bike joke on the Parkinson show, he was just starting off his career, gets on Parkingson show, his manager tells him not to tell this joke, but he did:-
Story starts he met a mate in the pub:-
“How’s it going? Fine. How’s the wife? Oh she’s dead. What? I murdered her this morning. You’re kidding me on! No, I’ll show you, if you like. So he goes away up to his tenement building, through the close, and there’s a big mound of earth there and, sure enough, there’s a bum sticking out. He says, ‘Is that her?’ He says, ‘aye.’ He says, ‘Why’d you leave her bum sticking out?’ He says, ‘I need somewhere to park my bike.’
This took me back to Billy Connollys bike joke on the Parkinson show, he was just starting off his career, gets on Parkingson show, his manager tells him not to tell this joke, but he did:-
Story starts he met a mate in the pub:-
“How’s it going? Fine. How’s the wife? Oh she’s dead. What? I murdered her this morning. You’re kidding me on! No, I’ll show you, if you like. So he goes away up to his tenement building, through the close, and there’s a big mound of earth there and, sure enough, there’s a bum sticking out. He says, ‘Is that her?’ He says, ‘aye.’ He says, ‘Why’d you leave her bum sticking out?’ He says, ‘I need somewhere to park my bike.’
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