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A while back when talking to my doctor about the diabetis he went through the usual question aabout blood sugar levels, pea stream  (he had to explain that) then he asked how my labido was at first i thought it was an italian sports car then he explained that also, well i said i dont really get over excited about it after 47 years with the same woman. why well i will give you some tablets to liven the job up  
So when in Tenerife and after one and a half pints of san miguel while washing my teeth i spotted them in the drawer so took one
well i ended up with what resembled a chair leg and i gave it my best shot, 90 seconds later when the full 8 pints made its way in i passed out with one leg still in my nickers I woke up with a stiff neck and cramp in one leg,
in the morning Janet said what was that all about and i blamed the drink   
Message to forum members dont mess with substances

you learned a very hard lesson 

my ribs are sore from laughing. My eyes are like a tap with how funny this is.

In the morning Janet was sat looking at me across the breakfast table i said i'm still exciting eh ?
she shook her head and said scary not quite sure what that ment  
anyway i wont be doing that again, I could have finished myself off,  should i be saying that too

They worked then x

I am still laughing

It didnt end there the next day even the slightest thought of sex and it reared up
I was sat on the wall looking up at apartments and this smart looking Jack Russel walked past   
I thought enough's enough never again

Aw man...that's funny!

Mcqueen wrote:It didnt end there the next day even the slightest thought of sex and it reared up
I was sat on the wall looking up at apartments and this smart looking Jack Russel walked past   
I thought enough's enough never again

Good to hear you have things in hand

In the cold light of day i have no idea what i was thinking
Right i have a curfew until 10 am,
the students were beefing about the noise so they are going to get double now cheeky bleeders

Nice to hear you still enjoy a "stiff one" now and again

Not been right since

At least you did not roll out of bed.

innit wrote:At least you did not roll out of bed.

If he did he would have pole vaulted down onto the beach!

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