Special Covid 19 moan thread.

A moaning platform for things that are supposed to be happening but are not.
I shall start with Royal Mail. I was expecting a delivery through normal letterbox Wednesday it is now Saturday and nowt. Tracking number says it was dispatched but no more info at all. A useless institution that should be confined to the history books. No doubt my Post Office/internet bill will arrive promptly and you will expect prompt payment. Think on tossers.  
Get well soon Boris, your country needs you! Same cannot be said for fellow sufferer Matt Hancock. What a total waste of space he is. Can barely string a sentence together. You are supposed to give us information not mis-information and blatant lies. Please give his job to Labour health spokesman Jonathan Ashworth. Unity in government is what we need in these times of National chaos not bullshit.

At least you have plenty to girn about  

That'll fox him...

My Ma used to call me "girni Wull" whe I was a bairn  [not changed much]

I like moaning! Thanks by the way for the info on Pnuemonia. 50/50 then. 
Patsy informs me she has just spotted a couple walking a dog side by side down the lane where I take my dogs. The bird was wearing high heels,,,,,,,, say no more.
Linda Lusardi in a bad way. Shame, she gave me much pleasure everyday on page 3. Hang on in there girl!  
Just had a look on the North Norfolk seaside webcams and all very quiet. Last weekend the place was rammed. Seems most folk have got the message.

All our ports, and those in Tenerife, are closed to all but commercial traffic. Private boats will be turned away. Yet we are still rescuing hundreds of illegal immigrants mid channel.
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This poses a severe threat to those rescuing them and the people of Kent and their local Health Authority who have enough on their plate as it is. The only way to stop this is to forcibly return them to France immediately. As an experienced seaman, I can tie at least three different types of knot and also know that due South is 180 degrees, I would like to offer my services as a volunteer on the repatriation boats. Bit like Dunkirk in reverse then.

Something needs doing something harsh to put them off, scuttle the kents

Give them a pint of southern English beer , Courage ,/Flowers /Watneys etc they  won't hang about for long 

3 more weeks, but the Nightingale Hospital is pretty much empty. Can someone get rid of that lying twat Hancock? I am pissed off with seeing him squirming through interviews every morning. Even his name is synonymous with wanker, sums him up perfectly. Nursing homes are taking a hit, they dont give a shit. For everyone that dies saves govt a fortune. And yet they pay 80% wages.......... Moron economics. Should have suspended all mortgage payments, rent for homes and businesses, rates, credit card payments etc with no penalties and just give peeps who cant work unemployment benefit of £77, enough to feed themselves if they give up the Waitrose habit. Let the financial institutions take the pain for a few weeks. As it is the working man will be paying this off for the foreseeable future. Thank you, Brother Vince.

Talking of Nursing Homes my Mums in one down on the South coast. She has been there for the past 6 years. 88 now she just lays in bed, as she has ever since she has been there. That bad now half the time I dont think she knows who the feck I am. But she is the Worlds biggest rebel. Some rubbed off on me. Wouldnt be too surprised if she was the last one left scrabbling for the last breath in the whole place.......

The only complaint I have is the fact we are short of parking spaces in our street. If you go to the shops, sure as eggs are eggs someone has nicked the space!

Piers sorts him out on a morning mind you Piers sorts everyone out that needs it x

Cant stand Piers Morgan, but I have to give credit where it is due. He has completely and emphatically held those morons to account over the diabolical handling of this virus thing. Hats off, I didn't think he had it in him

Ireland got its r rate down from 20 to somewhere between 0.7 and 1 yesterday. ( google it )

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3rdforum wrote:Ireland got its r rate down from 20 to somewhere between 0.7 and 1 yesterday. ( google it )

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Ours is slightly below 1 as well...

I like Piers Morgan. He gave Capt Moore fund 100k right at the beginning.

Early hours of this morning I was on Flightradar24 and spotted strange behaviour of RAF plane from Brize Norton. It was doing 30 mile wide loops over the North Sea just off North Norfolk. I could count at least 6 loops before I was timed out. Maybe this was the missing Turkey flight on a gowns for NHS mission? According to news this morning it made it to Turkey last night but it is certainly not on its way back yet. I am spying on the Government so I can expose their lies to you.

According to the papers it was a Atlas A400M that went to Turkey. A giant 4 engine turbo prop thing. This was not the plane I was spying on last night. It was a more normal looking plane painted light grey. Feck knows what it was doing then. Maybe they have too much fuel so they just using some up. Thing is it is still in Turkey waiting for its load and meanwhile lorry loads of the stuff is exported everyday to EU. Our government will not buy it even though it has been offered. Backhanders I guess but am I just a cynic? Either way it STINKS. I am fast getting pissed off with these lying tossers and will very soon be rebelling and doing what I want to do.

Restore your pad back into a pub Vince...I'll come down for a drink.

I'll get back to you on that one...

Shit he does like boats...

According to the news it has arrived this morning thanks to Turkey x