You know I like talking shite...………. Anyway, instead of taking samples over 3 days you now only have to do it once. So much more user friendly! And a little tip, eat lots of eggs the day before. Hardens it up for a less messy experience. 
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New bowel cancer screening test.
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Top info Vince! 
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trouble is if it's too stiff it can roll.off your platform.Nowt worse than an errant stool
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Mcqueen wrote:
Nowt worse than an errant stool
Feck me! We're going downhill fast!
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When your at the BOTTOM the only way is up
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When you get to my age you get exemption
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Thought so, we all like talking shite.
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Perfectspecimen wrote:Thought so, we all like talking shite.
Noticed !!
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Yet again, this forum comes out No 2 in top information! ( Gettit? No 2?? no?? Aw feck it then)Campbell Brodie, Mermaid and searcher like this post
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That's shite,,,
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Dermot , you're lucky you're not that age yet , when you do the test you will never eat Nutella again
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Or be on Metformin 
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So what does Metformin do then? Its one of my five a day pills.
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Perfectspecimen wrote:So what does Metformin do then? Its one of my five a day pills.
Google says it lowers blood sugar levels. Used in Type 2 diabetes.
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It also makes you aware of where the nearest toilet is
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Well, news to me. I thought it was the fecking beer! Though lately little beer has passed my lips let alone the pub type from the beer tap. I'll be honest now, I prefer a softer poo. 
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