Serious Flu

I have a serious Flu, Janet said its a cold but it isnt, Runny nose, sneezing, headache,
A lesser man would be in hospital on a drip, but i will soldier on,
Weak as a Denson Kitten i am,   

You have just been on a plane Reg, you have a lung full of germs.

Best place to get them in the winter. Confined space innit. Wics...Kev will know about that one...probably. 

That was bad last year. Reg has put pepper on his dinner again, feeble innit.

Forum of Hypercondriacs.  

Not me I took my drip to the pub, but he got the bus at 9.20.

hope you get better soon Reg.  

Went to bed at 8pm last night, been coughing and sneezing, got up at 6am today burning hot, So i sat in the front with the window open.    Feel terrible   

Hope you feel better Reg, don't let it go to your chest

Get well soon Reg, there is a lot of it about, our Ladies wot is cancelled today as someone was unwell last week and are back to the Docs today, they had to have antibiotics to shift the hacking cough.

Went for my flu jab before Xmas ,nurse said " have a seat for five minutes in case you feel unwell, went to the waiting room and it was all men sitting " in case they felt unwell" , all the women had gone straight home, us men are feeble  

Hope you get better soon Reg

Know how you feel Reg, it's feckin' horrible innit?  

Northern softies........ 

Yeah, us Norfolk types can look after ourselves okay. The other day I shot down a yank helicopter with my airgun, kept buzzing my bit of coastline. Cheeky bleeder. 
Mr Mainwaring would have been proud.  

Would plan an American holiday...

Big brother is watching..........

Mildenhall/Lakenheath just down the road. A bit of US in England. They even have yank cops cruising around. If I see one I slow down a bit, not sure if they can nick me though. Shame the rest of England isnt kept as nice...............

I use to buy the fags and drinks from them for selling on when I was younger cheaper than flying out to Tenerife. 

Tenerife wasnt a resort for the working class when you were young Innit.

Perfectspecimen wrote:Tenerife wasnt a resort for the working class when you were young Innit.

Too right it wasn't! Here's Liz and Richard in the old Oasis Moreque...

Blox, I'm off to bed, Feel terrible still   

Hope you are feeling better Reg. I am dying here and my thumping head is the worst i have ever had.. Nothing is helping at the moment.

6am head down the toilet    Never felt this bad before, day 6 too. Janet said round to the quaks in the morning if it isnt any better, But on the bright side i lost 8 llbs,
Window cleaner took it £8   
No i have lost weight, Where as before i looked good for my age, now i look like shite   

You always look shite

Topdog wrote:You always look shite

just say it as is